My fellow Brovengers, for millions of years we have staved off a great threat to the escapist.
The threat of maturity.
Often we have triumphed, with many a successful campaign.
But now, we face a new threat.
One that threatens us all and our very way of wasting time on the internet!
I found this in my inbox
It is grave news indeed, I replied, mentioning our mighty defeat of many a platypus and was met with this response.
Brovengers, we must prepare ourselves, collect your mightiest weapons, your most awesome battle cries, your most swagtastic armour.
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For when the time comes, we leave none of this, so called, Injustice League, alive!
The threat of maturity.
Often we have triumphed, with many a successful campaign.
But now, we face a new threat.
One that threatens us all and our very way of wasting time on the internet!
I found this in my inbox
PsychicTaco115 said:Greetings, Brovenger Leader!
For too long, your group has gone unchallenged by the masses. Each day, more and more cheer your deeds.
A new group has risen, to challenge Brovengers...
We are, the Injustice League!
Fear our mighty mascot!
Soon, our groups will fight on the battleground, and one shall be victorious!
It is grave news indeed, I replied, mentioning our mighty defeat of many a platypus and was met with this response.
Brovengers, we must prepare ourselves, collect your mightiest weapons, your most awesome battle cries, your most swagtastic armour.
[sub]*cough*topicofdiscussion*cough*[/sub]
For when the time comes, we leave none of this, so called, Injustice League, alive!
