Bullet-point your life!

[funkyjiveturkey]

- 20, male
- living in ontario, canada.
- atheist
- high-school graduate, just finished one-year media foundations program, hoping to go into broadcast.
- girlfriend of one year, been friends for long before.
- make $12/hour at my local surplus store as a paintball tech.
- taking year off school to work and hopefully save enough money to go to school in toronto with my gf.
- good group of friends from highschool smoke pit, many of us still hang out and commit shenanigans.
- time not spent with gf, friends, or work usually spent watching TV, playing video games, and general internet fuckery.
- in need of some personal projects to occupy my time for the above reason.

 

[Total LOLige]

Sufficient amount of information there for me to successfully steal your identity there, Miles born June 1st 1993.

-17, male
-Scotland, United Kingdom(from England)
-No GCSEs
-Computing student
-Jobless bum
-Aspiring musician/poet/novelist(not really trying to do any of these things with any real effort)
-Has friends,more in England than Scotland
-Time spent doing pointless shit, reading(not often), video gaming,eating, sleeping,mastur-procreating, wtching tv and shit, chilling with homies, listening to tunes
-Needs direction

Who wants to trade?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I have the feeling this is gonna get locked but whatever.

-24 year-old male hetero white dude.
-Lives in the mythical city of Buenos Aires.
-Has very few friends, none of which constitute a group. Several hate each other, in fact.
-Has a super hot girlfriend who works for the government.
-Published a novel at 16 years of age.
-That means it's been 8 years since I wrote anything meaningful.
-Now writes screenplays, or should be writing screenplays, but spends more time writing in videogame forums instead.
-Doubles as a film critic and butt monkey at one of the major multiplexes in town.
-Misses his mom a lot.

 

[Kae]

-22 year old person or robot.
-Needs a way to test whether he's a robot or not.
-Is on a desert riding a horse with no name.
-It ain't good to be out of the rain.
-Ponders way too much about the moral implications of previous actions.
-Can't decide if he's good or bad.
-May be chaotic neutral.
-Would rather be chaotic good.
-Lawful anything sucks.
-Probably insane.
-Refuses to see a doctor.
-Can't sing.
-Makes a terrible vigilante.
-Dances like a woman.
-Has the hips of a woman -_-'
-The number one.

 

[Lonewolfm16]

-member of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens (with possible Neanderthalis roots as well)
-Have lived 17 and a half years since my birth
-agnostic atheist, skeptic, and a bit of a anti-theist
-I have my own moral philosophy called Logical Utilitarian Humanism
-Hetero sexual, though it hardly seems to matter (maybe a bit bitter about my love life)
-virgin, haven't had first kiss (see above)
-high school student, until yesterday Theatre Floor employee
-In Debate Team, member of presidency, won more tournaments than anyone else last year
-From the glorious city of Sandy, Utah
-I hope to become a scientist one day, as soon as I can narrow it down to one field

 

[Palademon]

-19, male
-Hetero
-Living in West Sussex, England (West Midlands for University)
-Agnostic Atheist (Surprised this was so high on characteristics, but ok)
-(English) College graduate with 3 A Levels (Statistics, Electronics and Philosophy), 2 AS Levels (Computing and Physics)
-Currently going to university for a course in game design but have real trouble with a specific module, that isn't part of the revise-for-next-year version of my course, and won't be relevant to subsequent years, but I still may fail because of this and end up being a total bum with no dreams
-Single. Been like that forever. Never a date. Never a romantic moment. No person ever confessed any feelings to me, and every person I did, which has been very few, weren't interested.
-Unemployed
-Have a few non-harmful mental disabilities. ADHD and Asperger's
-Very few interests. Gaming and anime, and a few off-shoots from such.
-My dreams are to have a job I'm proud of (with so few interests that's hard), and to find love.
-I spend most of my time in front of a screen procrastinating since I have terrible work motivation, but always manage to get it done
-Introvert. I would much rather have one on one conversations to get to know someone deeply.
-Have friends from many different areas of my life. Not good at keeping up with them so some just disappear over time since I'm always the one that has to initiate conversation to keep it going.
-Have no talent, and university isn't making me feel better about it.
-Refuses to let people help me in my work because I know my success relies on them doing so, and I don't want that to be the basis of my degree
-I sometimes think of making stories but am totally shit at filling gaps between important plot points because I'm the type to always just get to the point in an essay.
-Shit at succinctly bullet pointing

 

[DanielBrown]

- 23, male
- Living in Stockholm, Sweden
- Atheist
- Apathetic narcissist with an almost complete lack of empathy
- Metalhead
- Haven't had a girlfriend in years, mostly by choice. Prefer to be single when I'm out partying.
- Unemployed. Want to get my drivers license before applying to jobs.
- Small group of friends. The number goes up and down constantly.
- Spend my spare time playing videogames, listening to music and drinking beer

 

[Wickatricka]

-18 male
-still in high school
-lonely reject
-recovering alcoholic without the recovering part
-use to be into drugs but serve mental problems led to no more drug use
-don't have any friends burnt most bridges because I'm insane
-currently talking to like 5 different girls
-don't know what I'm going to do with my life
-might be gay but doesn't know
-nah kidding i'm defiantly gay
-live a pretty boring life since summer started and decided to quit using drugs
-need more friends

 

[Hemlet]

-22, male
-living in Alberta, Canada
-4th year university student, studying English and Creative Writing
-published twice in junior high, haven't written anything worth a damn since
-doesn't expect any worthwhile employment from a BA in English
-currently works as a dishwasher
-planning to move in with girlfriend of 3 years at the end of my schooling
-going to apply for everything I can once I'm moved, even if I have no business applying for the job
-runs a game of D&D every Thursday and plays D&D with another but related group every Sunday.
-nothing exciting happens because I schedule my weeks out down to the minute
-want to be a writer, don't know what I want to write about
-probably going to end up working in public transit with my dad

 

[Not Matt]

- 17 male
- Living in central Norway
- Atheist
- Studying journalism
- socialist and liberal politically
- Writes stories, screenplays, text, columns etc. Because why not
- Possible bisexual
- Jack of all traits and master of none.
- enduring, tenacious, impatient and impulsive
- I probably have some kind of insanity but there is no way in hell I am letting a psychologist near me
- I despise (meaning these things scare the shit out of me) horses, dentists, hair dressers and onions
-my favorite colour is blue
- I am trying to bring back hats, hats are cool

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Well, I am:

• 
  -25 Male
  -Living in England, UK
  -Agnostic (Or, seriously don't care what the truth is, as long as it doesn't try and change the way I live)
  -Tory boy.
  -An officer in the Royal Air Force.
  -Desperately trying to rectify my 2 year gap in relationships. It may be finally picking up...
  -Drink... A Lot... Like most military personel (For the Escapism UK 2013 dude... how many jugs of Pimms?!)
  -Likes Gin, Ale, Draught Beer, Port, Disarono an Cointreu.
  -Currently replacing my wardrobe with smarter clothing.
  -Trying to revitalise the Cravat, and Velvet evening wear.
  -Smokes a pipe regularily... and have done for 2 years now!
  -Like Games, Films and Music... massively!
  -Collect graphic novels... especially if they are either silly and fun, or gritty...
  -Somewhat Xenophobic...

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

- I am trying to bring back hats, hats are cool

What type of hats? (Please say Bowler, please say Bowler!!)

I have to wear one of these every day:

 

[King of Asgaard]

-18 year old caucasian male
-has long hair and beard
-living in Malta (was born here)
-Atheist
-doing A'Levels (resits suck )
-socially awkward
-introverted
-grammar Nazi
-metal head
-massive geek
-cynical
-too cowardly to ask that one female friend out
-too cowardly in general
-has made bad decisions in the past vis-a-vis education
-doesn't drink alcohol or do any illegal substances
-psychology is my thing

 

[Madame_Lawliet]

- Roughly 30 days old
- The pink horse seems to think I'm a girl
- Not entirely sure where I'm from if we're being honest
- Bag of Flour
- Good for making baked goods
- I'm pretty sure that if I had ears I'd like music
- I'm pretty sure that if I had eyes I'd like anime
- despite that I somehow play allot of video games, it's kind of a miracle of science honestly
- There's a pink horse that's using me as some kind of imaginary friend
- She hasn't made cookies out of me yet, so I'm okay with this arrangement

Spoiler: Okay here's the real answers

- 19, male (or maybe female I don't even know anymore)
- Possibly Transgender (it's complicated)
- Living in Utah, moved around allot as a child, originally from Vermont
- Agnostic
- Graduated from high school, getting an associates degree at a local college
- Plan on moving back to the East next year
- Definitly into girls, but a teensy bit biromantic
- Heavily into cartoons and animation
- As one could probably gather from my profile, I'm something of a brony/pegasister
- Kinda new here
- Need better jokes

 

[Candidus]

- 27, male.
- Cornwall, England.
- No GCSE's, college 1st diploma in public services with merit enabled me to take two A levels (philo and politics, nothing job-marketable).
- Last relationship ended June/July '11.
- CPN consultations without diagnosis since '03. Diagnosed bipolar depression in August '11.
- Haven't worked since '04.
- Atheist.
- Big quitter. Quit drinking '08. Quit smoking '07.
- When it's possible, I climb and traverse. Otherwise I body-build at home, and play games and watch e-sports.
- Watch a lot of anime, read a lot of manga.
- I like visiting places that are prohibited.

 

[phage83]

-30, male(last time i looked)
-Seventh Day Adventist
-living in the armpit of California
-no real friends just people i see at church every week
-Diabetic on the pump
-due to having an alcoholic father that conked me on the head one too many times i have memory problems
-no real schooling see above ^^^
-a minute doesn't go by without me thinking of a way to kill myself

 

[bojackx]

- 19, white male
- living in Doncaster, England.
- atheist
- student at University of Sheffield, studying chemistry.
- a few great friends, all of which are away at uni for 2/3s of the year.
- Only job I ever had was as a support worker for 6 months.
- Enjoying the last times of his life where he can acceptably be a bum for 5 months of the year.
- Constantly trying to be the good guy, despite almost no incidents where this can be apparent.
- when not at university, watching mountains of anime or hanging out with friends, the two of which never have any contact and not a single person I know knows I watch anime.
- sarcastic to the degree that everyone except my closest friends find annoying, highly opinionated and would easily give up a whole lot if it meant sticking to my guns.

 

[Scarim Coral]

- 26, Male
- Living with parent
- Working as a Sale assistant in a discount retail store.
- Lived in Wales
- Has a Uni degree