But That's All Right...

[SpiritCorsair]

This game's very simple: one person posts something unfortunate happens, and the next poster posts something good out of it, then another bad thing to turn around. F'rinstance:

Poster 1: The cute Safeway check-out girl I want to date turned me down....

Poster 2: ...but that's all right, because the two Hooters waitresses in line behind you want to take YOU out.

Sorta like the Genie Game in reverse, see? I'll kick it off:

I just missed the bus back to my apartment by one minute...

 

[chomesuke]

After 50 feet it exploded, so it's fine.

I got dumped by my girlfriend yesterday.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

But that's all right, because she was actually a man in drag.

I stubbed my toe a few minutes ago.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

but that's alright your mother is making more.

I just gave a student a F..

 

[Emperor Inferno]

But that's alright because he earned an F he should have studied harder.

My jeans ripped.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

that's alright eating nearly four pounds of fudge won't kill you.

My ears are ringing....

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's alright, it's just from the loud music which is AWESOME!

The fudge was moldy.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

But that's alright, the doctor can fix that right up

the doctor is creepy

 

[SpiritCorsair]

But that's all right, because the nurse is administering the treatment.

It's 5:00 A.M., and I gotta get out of bed...

 

[chomesuke]

But it is for the Tokyo Game Show, so it's allright.

I can't access internet...

 

[chomesuke]

But it's ok, it was only my Wii-remote.

I wear fruity clothes, and I have weird hair.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's alright, it attracts more guys, fulfilling your life's goal (just pickin fun, no offense meant)

I have a crappy job

 

[Jamanticus]

It's alright, because you'll get another offer for a job that has one tenth of the workload, sextuple the pay, and free pizza and beer on Fridays in a day or two.

I'm hungry.

EDIT: Ninja'd! But, hey, it still works!

 

[chomesuke]

but that's ok, because fat people are ugly. (And every stereo-type is funny, so I can also appreciate it when people pick fun at my junkie of an avvy xD)

I lost a fight...

 

[Jamanticus]

But that's alright! In losing the fight, you have gained the allegiance of the entire city of Liverpool and you can ask them to separate from England and become their ruler if you want.

I miss my dogs...