Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse and How long?

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theAlfaBlade

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What I would probably do is to go stock up on food and guns.Then find a safe house with a few people(think i would go insane if I traveled alone).And find a shelter and slowly make my way to safety,drifting slowly to safe house to safe house.If there isn't a safe area, I would reunite the survivors and establish a fort.

I would probably survive for 264 days.(its just a random estimate) I can only operate hand guns(almost bust my teeth with a rifle)
 

WolfThomas

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I think it's all about the first week or so, the mass panic and chaos where anything can happen, most people if they can survive then they have a good chance of making it through the apocalypse. I'm in a rural area so that helps, but I'm also next to a hospital so there's that.
usmarine4160 said:
The perfect plan falls apart the second you try to implement it so I'd wing it.
This pretty much, my car's full of gas, I have a gun. Beyond that it's all luck.
 

smearyllama

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I will go up into space and live with my new catgirl wife and kids on the moon.
That is my plan for all disasters, including the Sharkcarpocalypse.

Trust me. The Shark-Cars will rise. And there will be blood in the streets.
But I'll be on the moon with my goddamned space lasers, and no-one will be able to touch me.
Except my wife and kids.
 

Vault101

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wing it...

if those idiots from shaun of the dead can "mostly" survive then I can
 

Andy Shandy

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The "Zombie Treadmill" defence



And the usual stock up on food, guns and other supplies as well.

Either that or the Dead Rising strategy which is duct-tape anything I can find together, even if whatever comes out makes no sense, and start swinging. This may or may not include going around in a random assortment of clothing.
 

Valanthe

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I'll admit I've given more thought to this than many people. It's become a sort of hobby, I've made disaster preparedness fun through incorporating zombies into my standard "Shit has hit the fan" survival plan.

Firstly my real life reasoning: Western Canada sits uncomfortably close to a fault line that, while currently stable, may not be so indefinitely, large scale earthquakes can wreak havoc on unprepared infrastructure (See, San Fransisco). And Canada is laughably unprepared for an event of any large scale. Secondly, and closer to home, The area I live in is prone to flooding in hte early spring when ice flows clog the river. It hasn't overflowed it's banks to any major extent recently, but I have ben put on evacuation alert twice since I moved here.

Naturally, with those situations in mind, it's my responsibility as an intelligent human being who values his continued existance to be prepared for two scenarios, Firstly, I need to be prepared to vacate my house at a moment's notice, taking essential things I will need to survive several days at an aid shelter. and secondly, I need to be prepared for a near total collapse of local infrastructure for an unknown period of time, this figures things such as stocking food, water, and medical supplies. to ammo. While the last might seem extreme, I feel I need to be prepared to defend myself from people who may become desperate if aid does not arrive quickly.

How zombies fit into my plan is simple, I plan to bunker down in my home, with my trusty shotgun and enough supplies to last several weeks without power, running water, or heat. After that, well I might be in trouble, but here's hoping that it doesn't come to that.
 

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Well i got a decent food supply, tools to board up my house and several plans to get out of dodge (i have a lot of thinking time at work)
So i would say I'm pretty well prepared for the zombie apocalypse

As for time limit?

Zombie apocalypse begins in spring or summer: a year at the least
Winter: 1 month minimal (winters can get pretty harsh here)
 

Thaluikhain

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theAlfaBlade said:
What I would probably do is to go stock up on food and guns.
Too late. Come the apocalypse, everyone's zombie plan involves this, all the obvious places will be full of other net dwellers trying to do the same thing.

Now, if everyone there decides to form an army and hole up together in some defensible location, that'd make much more sense, only it wouldn't really be an apocalypse.
 

JWAN

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Well if some of those morons in the "Walking Dead" could make it then I stand a good chance of making it.
 

Thaluikhain

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Regnes said:
I would not survive the zombie outbreak because as every movie and tv show has taught us, only the retarded survive for some reason.
Yeah, it's weird that. Also, you never tend to see gay people survive, and certainly not trans. Presumably the zombies target them first.

If your a straight white conventionally attractive everyman, and you are worried that zombies might attack, do NOT sit next to a gay guy on the bus, they'll go for him first, and then you'll be right next to him.
 

WolfThomas

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thaluikhain said:
Yeah, it's weird that. Also, you never tend to see gay people survive, and certainly not trans. Presumably the zombies target them first
Yeah it would be great to see a gay or lesbian protagonist in a zombie apocalypse. There was a gay character in Crossed who surivived for most of the series a while but that's all I can think of.
 

Zen Toombs

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If I can survive the initial "99% of humanity gets bum rushed" stage, yeah I think I'd do alright. I've got enough survival chops to do okay, and enough hand-to-hand knowledge to avoid getting eaten too easily.

However, I tend be too clever for my own good, and so my brains should be extra tasty.
 

King of Wei

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Secure my housing development. We've got a gated community so once the dead have been forcibly removed from the premises I'd have myself a little fortress. Then there's all the food inside the homes too so I could hold out for quite a while. And if worse comes to worse I got a hatchet and a long sleeved, hooded jacket so I could fight my way out if need be.

Plane B; "Borrow" one of those carnival cruise ships, mobile fortress!
 

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WolfThomas said:
thaluikhain said:
Yeah, it's weird that. Also, you never tend to see gay people survive, and certainly not trans. Presumably the zombies target them first
Yeah it would be great to see a gay or lesbian protagonist in a zombie apocalypse. There was a gay character in Crossed who surivived for most of the series a while but that's all I can think of.
Do gay people taste better or something?

But yeah, comes across as a bit weird...everyone loves zombie apocalypses, and when the zombies come teh gays disappear...hang on...
 

Sir Ollie

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Throw my love ones into the horde. They're my weakest link so might as well get them all killed.

Oh and 56 years...I'm very optimistic about the walking dead.