Cannibal, Vampire murderers to marry

[Saucycarpdog]

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/31/10283242-love-behind-bars-infamous-swedish-cannibal-hopes-to-marry-vampire

Well, two twisted murderers marrying. That's not something you see everyday.

 

[Blobpie]

Ate their past lover.... They're like a praying mantis!

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Good on them. Hope they are happy together. Maybe some good can come out of their as of yet unfortunate lives.

 

[The Preened Mr. Fust]

Oh good grief. What strange people there are.

The sad thing is that someone somewhere will use these people as an example to dissuade someone from getting piercings or tattoos or something else related to these two.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Well...I have to admit I'm sort of in favour of this.

Like, you have those famous murderers that are viewed as sexy because they are famous murderers, who marry their fans and all. I really, really, do not like the sound of that.

But if it's a famous murderer marrying another famous murderer...well, that makes more sense? If you're stuck in a cell and everyone rightly hates you, a murderous vampire or whatever fancying you might sound like a good thing.

But yeah, someone is going to make a crap movie about this sooner or later.

 

[Dandark]

What was her name, stephanie something? The on who made Twilight. She is going to be all over this.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Its like any other relationship, they made a strong connection and have fallen in love.

 

[LongAndShort]

I will admit, I laughed. No, snigger is a better word. I sniggered. It seemed the right fit, cannibals eating dead people (which I would assumed included vampires) and vampires feeding off live people. Is that irony? It might be.

Anyway, good on them, though they sound a bit bonkers. I mean, they were only going steady for like a month before he popped the question. That sounds bonkers to me.

 

[Zeema]

Still a better love story then Twilight

i kid, i kid.....mostly

 

[Akimoto]

At least it's not as monotonous as 'Werewolf marries Vampire'. I never saw the cannibal coming.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

I am just wondering why they aint both in a ditch somewhere with a round in the back of each of their heads.
Instead they are in some pansy ass looney hospital.
Justice system is fucked I tell ya.

Anyway, if they do get married I still cant see either of them trusting the other to give oral...

 

[JoshGod]

I think joker's song could work for the wedding.

 

[surg3n]

Awww....

No hold on, why are so many of you alright with this?

Do you see a Twilight-esque romance, where 2 imprisoned, missunderstood fruit bats hook up, and live happily ever after, maybe spending time on their hair and brooding?

This is very far from 'any other relationship', and what is unfortunate about their lives... they killed people, and that's unfortunate for them? - personally I'd say the only thing unfortunate is the lives they cut short and ruined.

No, they are freaks, they both look like freaks, they look like the sort of people you wouldn't want anything to do with. Get that romanticised horseshit idea out of your heads. When you've already commited murder, have facial tattoo's, and tattooing and body piercing are listed as hobbies - well the world really has no bloody need for you.

He killed a mother of 5 kids.
She killed a young father of 1.

If there was a switch in front of me that ended these freaks lives, then I'd have pressed it already.

 

[DanielBrown]

"Infamous Swedish murderers", kek.
Well, whatever. Good luck to them. Doubt they'll be released anytime soon if they're in psychiatric wards.

 

[krazykidd]

Is it bad that the title made me think of twilight?

OT: let them marry , everyone has the right to be unhappy . This gives new meaning to the phrase " my husband/wife drains the life out of me".

 

[Steppin Razor]

And thus the age-old question of who would win in a fight between a cannibal and a vampire is finally about to be answered. I'm betting on the cannibal, anyone else want to take me up on this?