I have recently played both Resident Evil 4 and Dead Rising, and these two games really show off the integrity of CAPCOM. Specifically, the balls they have.
Take Resident Evil 4, a game about cultist Spaniards who have kidnapped the American President's daughter in hopes of turning the entire U.S. of A. into evil mind controlled mutants whose heads explode into eyeballs with knives on ropes attached. The little Spanish Napoleon ghost even comments on Leon using the word "terrorism" and overall the game is filled with characters attacking America to inspire us to want to play it even more!
Then there's Dead Rising, a game badgered with complaints of terrible survivor AI. I think, however, that this AI was intentional and is perfect. It shows just how panicky and retarded some people will get in a dangerous situation. The aggravation you feel towards the survivors is really strange when you think about it. You are getting angry at people you are trying to RESCUE because they are too ignorant to know how to handle themselves. Also both of these games involve Hispanic Terrorists attacking Americans on an amazing scale. This leads me to believe that CAPCOM is secretly trying to make us hate Hispanics more, and try to make illegal immigration an immense issue.
That's AWESOME! Who wouldn't love a company trying to control our minds into thinking another race is problematic? They've been doing it for years too. In Mega Man we were prejudice to ROBOTS, in Street Fighter we were prejudice to Russians, and in Devil May Cry we were prejudice to the undead! This is why it bothers me when people say that Resident Evil 5 is going to be racist. I say to them, "What's your point? So is EVERY CAPCOM game they've made before!"
And that's why I love CAPCOM, because they are prejudice to EVERYONE. BUY anything they make for the good of equality, and cheeseburgers, and Budweiser, and watch football!
~Gollon, American.
Take Resident Evil 4, a game about cultist Spaniards who have kidnapped the American President's daughter in hopes of turning the entire U.S. of A. into evil mind controlled mutants whose heads explode into eyeballs with knives on ropes attached. The little Spanish Napoleon ghost even comments on Leon using the word "terrorism" and overall the game is filled with characters attacking America to inspire us to want to play it even more!
Then there's Dead Rising, a game badgered with complaints of terrible survivor AI. I think, however, that this AI was intentional and is perfect. It shows just how panicky and retarded some people will get in a dangerous situation. The aggravation you feel towards the survivors is really strange when you think about it. You are getting angry at people you are trying to RESCUE because they are too ignorant to know how to handle themselves. Also both of these games involve Hispanic Terrorists attacking Americans on an amazing scale. This leads me to believe that CAPCOM is secretly trying to make us hate Hispanics more, and try to make illegal immigration an immense issue.
That's AWESOME! Who wouldn't love a company trying to control our minds into thinking another race is problematic? They've been doing it for years too. In Mega Man we were prejudice to ROBOTS, in Street Fighter we were prejudice to Russians, and in Devil May Cry we were prejudice to the undead! This is why it bothers me when people say that Resident Evil 5 is going to be racist. I say to them, "What's your point? So is EVERY CAPCOM game they've made before!"
And that's why I love CAPCOM, because they are prejudice to EVERYONE. BUY anything they make for the good of equality, and cheeseburgers, and Budweiser, and watch football!
~Gollon, American.