Character you would love to get your ass kicked by or just meet

[furgy117]

I would like to get my ass kicked by Chuck Norris. Just so i could say that i met him and that he kicked my ass into an oblivion.

 

[gigastrike]

Why would I want to get my ass kicked? Maybe there are a few characters that I would like to meet, but I wouldn't like to get beat by any of them.

 

[plastic_window]

I wouldn't say Chuck Norris is a character... I'm pretty sure the guy has a house in the real world and all that.

Plus, I don't think I'd want to get my ass kicked by anyone in particular. Even to say "You'll never guess where I got this scar" to someone, it probably wouldn't be worth it.

I'd go with the "just meet" option - and I'd meet Slippy from Star Fox. Then kick his ass for putting me through so much torture.

 

[Somanto]

I would also like to get my ass kicked by Chuck Norris everyone says he's hot-shit but I don't think he can fight his way out of a ..* Chuck Norris bursts through the wall in Texas Ranger attire and stares me down*
Kendread:I'm sorry Chuck Norris I forgot about your super sonic hate hearing it'll never happen agai...
Mr.Norris (As he demands to be called): Oh I know it won't.
*Chuck Norris promptly kicks my ass and while I lay there wishing for Bruce Lee to jump out of nowhere and save me, Chuck leans in and whispers into my ear"You could really tighten those abs in less than a month with the help of Bowflex"

 

[NeedAUserName]

Why would you want to have your ass kicked? And Chuck Norris is real... I would want to meet Gene Hunt (UK Edition).

 

[dmase]

Well not really a fake character but i would go with Bruce lee. They had a fact somewhere that when they put Bruce Lee into movies they had to slow down the fight scenes just so you could see him move. the most bad ass man that ever lived!!!! He could kill you with his bare hand and you wouldn't even know he had done it, even if he was standing right infront of you.

 

[TaborMallory]

I would become Zaratul's indentured servant and apprentice.

 

[WilliamWhite1]

It'd be pretty sweet if I could get my ass kicked by the Companion Cube.

Just saying.

 

[Vrex360]

If I was going with a fake character I'd like to get the living hell beaten out of me by one of those really beautiful sexually violent women you sometimes see in action movies and more often action games.
I said this before and for the sake of immature shallowness that is totally not like me, I would love to be treated rough by Ivy from Soul Calibur.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I'm not a masochist, so nobody.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Well, I would rather meet Sonic, but so I could kill him.

 

[SharPhoe]

It'd be pretty sweet if I could get my ass kicked by the Companion Cube.

Just saying.

And I would pay to see that beatdown.

Me, I'd love to meet Dante, 'cause then I know that getting my ass kicked couldn't possibly look any more awesome.

 

[traceur_]

I'd Like to be beaten up by Nero because that would be the most epic arse kicking ever.

 

[sneakypenguin]

I wouldn't say Chuck Norris is a character... I'm pretty sure the guy has a house in the real world and all that.

Plus, I don't think I'd want to get my ass kicked by anyone in particular. Even to say "You'll never guess where I got this scar" to someone, it probably wouldn't be worth it.

I'd go with the "just meet" option - and I'd meet Slippy from Star Fox. Then kick his ass for putting me through so much torture.

What slippy's a dude!?
Consider my mind blown.
That just makes him more annoying.

 

[Skeleon]

Xenia from Goldeneye.
She can kick my ass any day.

 

[outcast_within]

revy from black lagoon
http://images.absoluteanime.com/black_lagoon/index.jpg

 

[Therumancer]

I don't know there are some pretty hot dominatrix chicks in video games. Hard to pick just one.

You know being dominated by Ivy would be fun... admit it.