China, stop making video game rip-offs.

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HackersForTheWin

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Fans os ashens know what i mean. go check out the videos of Rip-offs ashens has on youtube.

But seriously, there are rip-offs of the GBA SP called the Pop-station 2. I swear, they are retarded. They play the games that come in the fucking McDonalds happy meals like car racing games where you choose if you wanna ride down the left, center, or right. They play obnoxious music and almost never work right. And really, their English sucks.

The back of the Game case for Fulchen 7 Clearly calls it Fulchen 6. I've seen several warnings that clearly state not to eat, bite, or dismantle the product without supervision, and not to short-circuit it.

Battery warnings include such things as "Unrechargable batteries cannot be recharged."

There is a game where the first monster has literally ten times your health and attack/defense.

There is an option in the beginning chat dialogue of a cheap game where you can choose not to play the game...

One game says "Warning: No protection feature in case of accident." It also says, "Do not play under high amounts of pressure or high radiation

And my personal favorite, a rip off of guitar hero with techno music says on the box, "The closest you will ever feel to being a real rock star." In the words of ashens, "Warning this toy will piss on your child's dreams."

Anybody else notice anything like this?
 

Radeonx

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Since your not from China, all you have to do is ignore it do not have any problems with this. It seems like a rant for something easily avoidable.
 

blaze96

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I find it more funny than insulting personally. If they want to provide me with comedic gold like "don't play in high radiation", they can rip off any game they want. I won't play them, but hey the warnings and dialog are hilarious.