Choose your death!

[R.Nevermore]

God has just approached you, in all his glory, an proven for all intents and purposes for this thread that he is real. He has told you that it will die in exactly 15 years. Aside from this, nothing is known of the any future events other than your death.
He has also told you that you have been an excellent person! You have lead many on the escapist to enlightenment and as such, you are entitled to a reward, and that reward is as follows:

You can choose your death. Any death, no limits. Be it peaceful or glorious, quiet or explosive, private or world-reaching, grounded or fantastical. Anything at all. Any events that must occur in the passage of time to accommodate your death will transpire to make it work. But death at that moment is inescapable.

What do you choose? A blaze of glory on an alien world? A supermodel sandwich gone wrong? Execution after assassinating hitler? peacefully with all your loved ones around you? Last man on earth?

What death do you choose and why?

edit: The Time Travel Clause! I found a hole in the system and the god of this thread doesn't leave holes!
If you travel back in time, time still works normally (ie if you have 5 minutes left on your death clock, and you go back 20 minutes, you still die in 5 minutes)

 

[Beautiful Tragedy]

I'll be boring... In my sleep..alone (I'd hate for a loved one to find me like that).

I have no desire to "go out with a bang", I'd like to quietly slip away in the middle of the night.

 

[Atrocious Joystick]

Well, first off I would be extremely relieved seeing as I appearantly now know that God exists and he likes me. So dying wouldn't be so bad.

In light of this knowledge, I of course chose to go out in a blaze of glory, saving my comrades from some otherwordly threat. I would be mortally wounded, back against the wall. I'd take out my shades, have one last cigaratte, tell my pals to "Run god damnit!". Say some sort of one liner and then blow myself and the otherwordly threat to kingdom come.

 

[Tom_green_day]

Crashing a HUGE MUDDAFUKKING SPACESHIP into a planet, in a really badass way.
Like

But without the dude making me crash.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Does anyone know if you really DO blackout if you fall from a really high height before you hit the ground?

Because I might do that, but I would want everyone to see it...

That would be awesome

 

[Quaxar]

Does anyone know if you really DO blackout if you fall from a really high height before you hit the ground?

Because I might do that, but I would want everyone to see it...

That would be awesome

I dunno, depends. You could black out if you're falling from such a height that there's so little oxygen you faint. Possibly also for psychological reasons. But since parachutists are generally conscious during the whole jump I suppose chances are good you'll still be awake.

OT: I'd like to be bludgeoned to death with a Nobel Peace Price. It's... something different.

 

[JoJo]

Does anyone know if you really DO blackout if you fall from a really high height before you hit the ground?

Because I might do that, but I would want everyone to see it...

That would be awesome

I jumped from 15000ft and it didn't happen to me, though I did have a parachute too so if it's the fear / knowledge of your impending death that would hypothetically cause the blackout then that wouldn't rule it out. Also, you have a title to collect

OT: I would choose to "die from being crushed by my enormous several ton store of banknotes I'd been keeping (and spending) for the last fifteen years" and let the implications take care of the rest ;-)

 

[R.Nevermore]

Does anyone know if you really DO blackout if you fall from a really high height before you hit the ground?

Because I might do that, but I would want everyone to see it...

That would be awesome

I jumped from 15000ft and it didn't happen to me, though I did have a parachute too so if it's the fear / knowledge of your impending death that would hypothetically cause the blackout then that wouldn't rule it out. Also, you have a title to collect

OT: I would choose to "die from being crushed by my enormous several ton store of banknotes I'd been keeping (and spending) for the last fifteen years" and let the implications take care of the rest ;-)

What a way to go... Crushed by his own wallet...

 

[Dangit2019]

Get fatally injured somehow at one of my sold out concerts (preferably Madison State Garden).

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Spoiler: Surely the answer to this is obvious...

Death by Snu-Snu!

 

[twistedmic]

Two ways come to mind.
1. Fighting off a horde of ravaging demons using a round shield and one-handed battleaxe (Viking style) while defending the last human transport ship to safety (either off world or to another continent).

2. Driving a HUMVEE packed full of TNT and glass jars of grain alcohol into a natural gas repository while wearing a vest of lit road flares.

 

[saintdane05]

Quite simple. Wait for my assassin to come to Tsugala and murder me, proving my father to be the hypocritical asshat he really is.
<quote=Fucking Konrad Cruze>
"Your presence does not surprise me, Assassin. I have known of you ever since your craft entered the Eastern Fringes. Why did I not have you killed? Because your mission and the act you are about to commit proves the truth of all I have ever said or done. I merely punished those who had wronged, just as your false Emperor now seeks to punish me. Death is nothing compared to vindication."

The other solution is hte best death ever.

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[Alakaizer]

I'd like to be the last person to die as the Earth flies right into the heart of the sun, burninating all life on this miserable planet.

 

[O maestre]

a massive planet collides with our own, it is so massive and dense that it nearly destabilizes the entire solar system, causing tremors throughout the aforementioned system..... i want to make sure no trace is left and that i wont die alone.


but seriously i would wish for a death with my beloved, surrounded by our many future healthy and wealthy children, as we prepare to take one last and (in)finite journey together, you know since an afterlife is practically confirmed based on this premise. It may be selfish to wish her to go with me, but I cannot imagine infinity without her.

the immature child within me wishes for a epic, dramatic and lengthy ninja-wizard fight to the death, against at least two ninja-wizards, aswell as saving the world one last time publicly before committing my spirit to the lord

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I can see this going one of two ways.
Either I die a glorious death fighting alien invaders back from my seat of power as dictator of Earth and Humanity as I transmit the entirety of alien technology to my scientists.

Ooooorrrrrr a mole of moles appears out of nowhere inside my chest cavity and I am instantly obliterated.

Either way seems interesting.

 

[Madner Kami]

I'd like to be the last person to die as the Earth flies right into the heart of the sun, burninating all life on this miserable planet.

Pretty clever way of prolonging your life, as this process will take a couple billions of years to happen.

As for me? Well, I'd like to die the most natural death of all: By the universe collapsing into itself. Either this will never happen or there'll literally not be much left worth living for anymore anyways. I win both ways.

 

[mbarker]

I would want a simple death. I want to walk on the Mars without a space suit.

 

[kalakashi]

Having been spending my time recently watching popular scientists give lectures for the layman, death by black hole sounds both fantastic and terrible. Because of the ridiculous density/size ratio, gravity at your feet is far stronger than at your head (assuming a feet-first fall) and you get split in half (apparently most likely at the base of your spine) and then those two in half and so on until you are a stream of particles being sucked in. So that's not good.
But on the flipside, at the "event horizon", the point at which light cannot escape from the black hole, something to do with the varying speeds of photons in a black hole means that you would be able to see the past stretching out in one direction, and what would appear to be the future stretching out in the other, and that sounds as though it might be the single most majestic sight it is possible to experience. However, you also presumably are falling just a little bit too fast to witness it properly, so if I could go into a black hole somehow at an appropriate speed, and maybe with no pain (is God allowed to just make it not painful in this situation?), then that'd be it.

But then thinking about it, if God can put me anywhere and anywhen for my death, maybe there's somewhere I can sit and watch the Big Bang.

I would like for God to take me through time to the earliest event ever, the prime mover (in my head now God has popped into existence purely to facilitate my fantastic death, and the natural world works however it actually does/in accordance with my position of atheism), explaining the origin of everything to me on the way, and then I'd sit in a real comfy chair, drinking Morgan's Spiced and coke, smoking a big joint, and be blown to smithereens by the initial creation of everything. Maybe I'd ask if my dad could join.

I die a glorious death fighting alien invaders back from my seat of power as dictator of Earth and Humanity as I transmit the entirety of alien technology to my scientists.

Also a great idea. "I'd like to die [however] as everyone mourns the end of my glorious 15 year reign as Supreme Ruler of Earth." Or the galaxy, or universe or whatever.

 

[Mike the Bard]

I would like to invent FTL travel, fly out of the galaxy and watch it fly through the universe while having a drink,dying seeing what no man has ever seen before.

 

[Callate]

Part of me would like to die in such a way as to widely discredit one of the really self-destructive philosophies/ideas that threaten humankind long enough for it to cease being accepted by anyone willing to talk about it in public. To die just after releasing the secret to cold fusion onto the public domain while having a stereotypical "talking bad guy" conversation secretly recorded by a web cam with an oil-industry-backed assassin, for example.

Failing that, heck, I'm not proud: falling into a peaceful, drug-induced coma after having sex with multiple attractive and giving members of the opposite sex sounds like a pretty nice way to go, especially given that God has just explicitly told me that a) He exists and b) He thinks I'm a good person and therefore, presumably, I'm on my way to the more pleasant version of the afterlife.