Congratulations, Marter!

[Barbas]

Let's try this again.

I'd like to say congratulations to Marter, who will soon be getting paid to write about films for The Escapist.

[tweet t=https://twitter.com/martertweet/status/570967537841676289]

Good luck, Marter! Won't you all join me in welcoming him aboard?

EDIT: [small][sub]Pssst, he used to dominate the User Reviews forum. He's done, like...hundreds![/sub][/small]

 

[Colour Scientist]

Who is this Marter person?

I don't like the cut of his jib.

I heard that he doesn't even like Scorpion King 3.

[sub][sub]Congratulations, bro![/sub][/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Speech!

Speech for the Speech God!

Marter deserves it, for real. If there's anyone who knows movies it's him

So yeh, it is very sweet indeed c:

 

[FalloutJack]

Wait, which one's Marter again?

Topaz is the one with the Tetris avatar, Kross is the one we all blame, uhh...

 

[Albino Boo]

It was the logical move. Marter has long track record of writing reviews here on the escapist and paying him for them would classed as about time too.

 

[Queen Michael]

You've got big shoes to fill, Marter, you've got damn big shoes to fill.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dude has been my pal for years and has been writing for nearly as long. I'm glad he's finally going to be paid for his efforts cause he works hard! WOOOOOOOO, GO TEAM PINSIR!

 

[Evonisia]

Quite glad, especially after all those subtle hints he gave in numerous posts. Let's see how this goes, then.

 

[Aerosteam]

That's so sweet my teeth hurt.

 

[Aerith]

I have no idea who this Marter is, but I'm quite happy for him! Hope he enjoys his new found jobberidoo!

Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUU. Congratulations, dear Marter. Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

 

[Evonisia]

I have no idea who this Marter is, but I'm quite happy for him! Hope he enjoys his new found jobberidoo!

Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUU. Congratulations, dear Marter. Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Check out the User Reviews section of the forums, Marter pretty much dominated it.

 

[Elfgore]

Though I already congratulated him in another thread, another wouldn't hurt.

Congratulations to Marter. After years of hard work in User Reviews, he's finally getting paid for it. You've earned it and I look forward to your first review!

 

[Sleepy Sol]

I have no idea who this Marter is, but I'm quite happy for him! Hope he enjoys his new found jobberidoo!

Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUU. Congratulations, dear Marter. Congratulations to YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Check out the User Reviews section of the forums, Marter pretty much dominated it.

I think dominated is a bit of an understatement.

Happy for Marter after years of probably being the sole reason that subforum was kept alive at all.

 

[Darks63]

Oh no how long until Marter gets so popular he get his own spinoff show to talk about the greatness of the Scorpion king sequels?

Seriously though congrats. I have question though will you still be a mod and a contributer at the same time?

 

[ScrabbitRabbit]

FUCK YES. His film reviews in the User Review section are one of the few things I still visit for.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

My question is, how does he fit into the conspiracy? He can't just continue to talk about movies, he must be a covert agent designed to remove any kind of left-wing politics from reviews!

But seriously, it's good to hear. I wonder if he's going to go with a video or written columns, as I know those have different pricings.

 

[Marter]

Oh no how long until Marter gets so popular he get his own spinoff show to talk about the greatness of the Scorpion king sequels?

Seriously though congrats. I have question though will you still be a mod and a contributer at the same time?

Just SK3. :|

I'll be stepping down as a moderator before contributing any content.

OT: Thanks to all of you.

 

[Marter]

My question is, how does he fit into the conspiracy? He can't just continue to talk about movies, he must be a covert agent designed to remove any kind of left-wing politics from reviews!

But seriously, it's good to hear. I wonder if he's going to go with a video or written columns, as I know those have different pricings.

Obviously!

It'll just be written stuff.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Does this mean that User Reviews will no longer be a subforum? Why have it if no one is going to post there.

I kid, I kid. Bust seriously, User Reviews was like 80% Marter.

 

[Fappy]

I should have filmed that blowjob I gave you. Now that you're already famous, no one will believe me!