Control the world

[Sable Gear]

Absolutely nothing. You can't change the world in a week. Humanity has existed for millenia, yet society has yet to change.

Humanity is too deep rooted in its current habits to change. The best we can hope for is that we can make our little part of the world a bastion of righteousness and perfection, and set an example for others to notice, consider, and follow.

Or notice, consider, and destroy. Like you said, people are too deeply rooted in their ways; humans are afraid of change.

Back on topic...I dunno...omnipotence over Earth for a week? I'd probably re-freeze the north pole to buy a few more years before we flood completely. Oh wait, or just solve our greenhouse problems.

Or just not do anything

 

[Timotei]

Draw a big penis on it.

Yeah even as a god I would be that bored.

There was a man in arizona who actually dug penis in the huge desert that was his back yard. Google stumbled across it when their satellite glanced over and informed the authorities. it was covered up soon after.

 

[psijac]

I would make sure skateboarding is not a crime. However Posting, Printing, or even being in possession of a sticker saying "Skateboarding is not a Crime" would be a year minimum sentence.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Draw a big penis on it.

Yeah even as a god I would be that bored.

There was a man in arizona who actually dug penis in the huge desert that was his back yard. Google stumbled across it when their satellite glanced over and informed the authorities. it was covered up soon after.

Hah, topped that kid who painted his parents mansion roof with one anyway.

Ah there it is: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd move it to the left, just slightly.

Ah that's awesome.
I wonder if anyone would notice?

Well that would screw up our orbit around the sun, so we would probably notice.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I would first make myself all powerful for eternity. Then I would destroy all religion and unify the earth under one, which would include worshipping me, techno, death metal and cheese.
Then I would drastically advance humanity (both biologicaly and technologicaly) and introduce them to some aliens and watch what happens. If things got boring I will start a few wars and maybe even participate in a few.

 

[Timotei]

Oh wait, or just solve our greenhouse problems.

Both you, I or anybody with half a brain would know that the instant humanity finds out that global warming is no longer existent that it'd go back to it's wasteful, polluting habits and screw everything back up in less than two decades.

 

[Darkblader01]

Oh wait, or just solve our greenhouse problems.

Both you, I or anybody with half a brain would know that the instant humanity finds out that global warming is no longer existent that it'd go back to it's wasteful, polluting habits and screw everything back up in less than two decades.

fixing the problem could include making humans absolutely appalled at even the thought of polluting, so then humans wouldn't screw up the world again because we all would try our hardest to prevent pollution

 

[LongAndShort]

Why does everyone want to destroy religion. Not all religions are stupid or evil (these days), and i don't care about the one's that are as long as they stay out of my way. If you don't let people believe what they want your just as bad as you think they are. I would however remove all their political power. I'm sick of right wing christians controlling the US, backwards Ayotollahs running the mid-east and The Dalai Lama spouting shit without saying anything at all, while dumb-ass celebrities nod and say shit like "how profound" and "Free Tibet"

There are a lot of people I'd like to kill as well.

 

[matnatz]

I personally would make cats the dominant creatures of earth, I myself would be in charge of this new world with millions of people building giant statues of Kittens

Why is it that cats always get so much love? They're so incredibly smug looking. They stare at you with their smug eyes as they play with their smug claws. They're like male characters in period films, the little furry bastards. I believe cats are over-rated. Cats are like that one twat, everyone knows at least one, who always gets the girl despite being an unlikeable berk with a wonky brow, also he date raped somebody once. Dogs are like the faithful shoulder to cry on who is always ignored by the girls until the cats trade them in for a younger model, so they go to dogs for somebody to cry and share their problems with, and the dogs don't even get as much as a quick guilt fap. But then they run right back to the douchebag cats the next and the process repeats. I may have gotten a bit carried away...

Anyway OP, somebody who is insane would never admit to it.

 

[Srkkl]

I would kill all humans, as they've fucked up the planet enough and have it coming to them. Than I make my own race of people that would worship me even when I wasn't a god.

You would be dead. You are no exception to the "evil" humans.

No, because I'm fucking God!

True, I misread it for a secound. But what happens after a week and you turn human again?

 

[Darkblader01]

Im only mildly insane, and I believe its the other way around, my cat couldn't live without me and it knows it, where ever I go it follows me and it is always trying to sit on my lap, however my dog walks around my house as if it owns the place, it never want's to do anything that I want it to do and it only comes near me when It wants something from me, it steals the cats food because its bigger and always acts like its superior in every way

 

[Ultrajoe]

The world, being already actually fairly fucking awesome (Despite how much people whine), doesn't need my messing with shit. I'd probably increase my dogs lifespan and... I don't know, make myself a neverending bottle of ginger beer. So when I go mortal again, it's all good. Still, after that was done i'd just perv on women, Hugh Jackman and see if Omnipotence has a shot at understanding what the fuck is going on in 'Lost'. It's a tough one to call.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Re-arrange the continents. That'll throw the world for a mind fuck

 

[Gotham Soul]

I would probably spend all my reality-bending powers on myself.

 

[Lyri]

I'd turn the world into one giant party for a week, I want to see the size of the hangover Mother Nature has afterwards.

 

[HT_Black]

Build a TARDIS. We all know that the doctor has the sweetest deal there is. Then I'd give myself a Jack Harkness-style healing factor.

Then, I'd increase the lifespan of my faithful rabbit to eighty years or so, I'd bring Billy mays back from the grave, smite Vince the pretender, build myself an army of robotic space marines, introduce about fifty alien races to the people of Earth (or barring that, just make a few), craft myself an UltraJoe/Sauron-style suit of armor (that thing is just cool), then sit down with a glass of kool-aid and a copy of Bioshock.

Then I'd rearrange the clouds so that they spell the word 'BOLLOCKS' and wait until someone noticed.

Then I'd fert around until another idea hit me.

 

[the1ultimate]

I'm not really into the whole RTS godlike control thing. I do like open world sandbox adventure games though so I think I would turn the whole world into one big puzzle/obstacle course, stash loot in random places, create an adversary - who would obviously be inferior to me - and give everyone magical powers and swords.

Then I'd watch what happens for the first few minutes, before grabbing my cape and going adventuring.