Corrupted Wishmaker

[Zedzero]

Ok this is a pretty simple game. You start off by making a wish then the next person will corrupt that wish in anyway they please, then make their own wish.

Example:

Person 1: I wish 1000 lawl cats.

Person 2: Granted but they murder you in your sleep

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Person 3: Granted but you can't think of anything to wish for.

I wish for flying fish.


etc etc.

Try and keep it 14A and below inorder to avoid a locking. Ok I'll start it off:

I wish for a 10 foot cake

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish people would use the search button.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted but it is nigh on useless.

I wish I didn't have college tomorrow.

 

[fanklok]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.133542

and you said i sucked at looking plus my thread was there first

 

[elricik]

wish granted, the campus blows up killing fifty people in the blast.

I wish I had Halo 3 ODST.

 

[Zedzero]

Granted but you are shunned by everyone.

I was for lazer flying monkey sharks.

 

[Sassafrass]

granted but they would kill you.

i wish for an end of trolls.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Granted, but you have to sacrifice a family member.

I wish for more fries with my burger.

 

[Outcast107]

granted but they were moldy

I wish for sharks that would eat me.

 

[Zedzero]

Granted but they are vegetarians.

I wish for peace on earth.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but the earth must be destroyed.

i wish for a long lie in.

 

[Zedzero]

Granted but it isn't long.

I wish for superpowers.

 

[wilted_orchid]

Granted, but your superpower is that you shapeshift into a set of false teeth that belong to your grandma's new boyfriend.

I wish I had WoW.

 

[Sassafrass]

granted, but you will have to use a computer from pre-2000.

I wish i was prime minister of England.

 

[wilted_orchid]

Granted, but you have to deal with the Health Care System =P

I wish my bedroom was full of red and green helium balloons.

 

[darkenergy134]

Granted, but you have no room to move.

I wish that Santa would adopt me!

 

[Birras]

Granted, you now work in his bottomless coal mines 364 days a year.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[Zedzero]

Granted but you can't use it and are forced to watch your gandma dance naked.

I was to be Iron man.

 

[Birras]

Granted, but you forgot to solve the icing problem. You also didn't put in any internal dampeners. The suit will be fine, albeit with a bit of a splat on the inside.

I wish I could prevent myself from wishing this wish.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but you create a time paradox and die.
i wish i had a Ferrari Enzo.