Cpt_Oblivious' Text Adventure!

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I haven't made a forum game in a while, so please, be gentle with me.
I think you guys should know what to do, it's just on a forum.
Please, control my adventure.
I'll return every few replies and attempt to fulfill as many of your instructions as possible.


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It is Sunday the 30[sup]th[/sup] May 2010. I am sitting in a mostly empty room with BOOKSHELVES along one wall, at the COMPUTER. Music is playing from it, it sounds like Johnny Cash. Also in the room are 2 GUITARs, a PUNCHBAG and 3 TORTOISES. Exits are EAST and NORTHWEST.

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen

 

[Andalusa]

>Take GUITAR
>Take TORTOISE
>Exit EAST

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I check the guitar bag to make sure it's still there. It is. Picking it up, I open a pocket and gently place a tortoise inside. Turning I open the door to the GARDEN.

I am standing in the GARDEN, it's quite cold and windy out. Maybe I should have worn a hoodie. Or socks. As I step onto the freshly cut grass the RABBIT sees me and runs. Exits are SOUTHEAST and SOUTHWEST.

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise

 

[Andalusa]

>Follow RABBIT

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I follow the RABBIT into the flowers. It continues to run away. Why? I just want to be friends with it. The RABBIT leads me on a merry chase through most of the GARDEN, causing half of the FLOWERS to be trampled, and my TORTOISE passenger to most likely throw up - maybe worse. Finally the RABBIT shelters underneath the shed. I sit down, exhausted. -1 HEALTH
Exits are SOUTHEAST and SOUTHWEST.

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise

 

[mikecoulter]

Forget the RABBIT, gather some trampled flowers and exit SOUTHWEST.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I gather some TRAMPLED FLOWERS and place them in the pocket containing the TORTOISE, who is somewhat confused. Waving goodbye, I leave the Rabbit and exit to the STREET. It seems I won't be having a trip down the rabbit hole today.

I am standing on the STREET. There's no one to be seen, but the sun is coming out. I can hear children playing from somewhere, along with bird chirping and the far away sound of the motorway. There is some LITTER next to a STREET SIGN. Exits are NORTHEAST, SOUTHEAST, SOUTH and WEST.

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise
  Trampled Flowers

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

>Read Street Sign

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I read the STREET SIGN. It has the name of my road written on it!

I am standing on the STREET. There's no one to be seen, but the sun is coming out. I can hear children playing from somewhere, along with bird chirping and the far away sound of the motorway. There is some LITTER next to a STREET SIGN with my road's name written on it. Exits are NORTHEAST, SOUTHEAST, SOUTH and WEST.

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise
  Trampled Flowers

 

[Chrono212]

>Use Pen on Litter and write "Homeless need help Tortoise hungry"
>Set Tortoise next to sign
>Set Flowers next to Tortoise
>Sit down
>Play melancholy song on Guitar

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I scribble "Homeless. Need Help. Tortoise Hungry!" on the LITTER, but it doesn't work too well...
I set the TORTOISE next to the sign. Confused, he looks around for a while before settling down for a nap.
I place the TRAMPLED FLOWERS next to the TORTOISE in case he gets hungry.
I sit down and begin to play a song on the guitar. I'm not very good at this...

Someone comes around the corner and sees me. Taking pity the toss some spare change at me. Ouch! -1 HEALTH
Stranger has attacked me! FIGHT, FLEE or BLOCK?

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar

 

[sky14kemea]

>Block.

Pick up TORTOISE and TRAMPLED FLOWERS and move NORTH-EAST.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I block the second onslaught of coins with the back on the guitar. I gather my things and put the TORTOISE and TRAMPLED FLOWERS back in their pocket before heading NORTHEAST.

I arrive an the next STREET, where some of my friends live. There is a POSTBOX here and an abandoned FOOTBALL in the street. There is a CYCLIST coming from the EAST.
Exits are EAST or WEST.

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise
  Trampled Flowers
  Litter
  Coins

 

[sky14kemea]

>Pick up FOOTBALL.

>Kick the FOOTBALL at the CYCLIST.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I pick up the FOOTBALL and kick it at the CYCLIST. It flies straight towards their head, but they manage to duck underneath it. I don't think he liked that. Screeching to a halt in front of me, the CYCLIST yells "What the fuck was that for?!". He's a lot bigger than me and might hurt me. What do I do? FIGHT, FLEE BLOCK?

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise
  Trampled Flowers
  Litter
  Coins

 

[sky14kemea]

>Drop the LITTER on the ground to block the path of his cycle.

>FLEE to the WEST!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I throw the LITTER at the cyclist, but it just falls to the floor pathetically. I panic and flee WEST downhill into the HIGH STREET.

I'm now in HIGH STREET. There are a few cars around as well as SHOPS, the CHURCH, the SCHOOL and the PETROL STATION. Again, there is some LITTER scattered around the place

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise
  Trampled Flowers
  Coins

 

[sky14kemea]

>Go into the SHOPS!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I look at the shops along the HIGH STREET. There's the PHARMACIST, ESTATE AGENTS, BANK, SUPERMARKET, HAIRDRESSERS, JEWELLERS, CHINESE and FISH&CHIPS shops. There are Exits to the EAST and WEST.

• Inventory
  Phone
  Wallet
  Keys
  Pen
  Acoustic Guitar
  Tortoise
  Trampled Flowers
  Coins

 

[Chrono212]

>Open/View Phone