Craziest/ supidest theories you have ever heard

[Darren716]

So recently here in good ol, America people have been theorizing that Tim Tebow,  an American football star who is devoutly religious, is the second coming of Christ, literally. Because the world is "supposedly" going to end this year many Americans have called Tebow a second coming because he has won some games he wasn't supposed to and because some of his stats from his latest game added up to 316 which is the book of revelation which from my limited knowledge of the bible states that Christ will return before the world is going to end in the form of someone famous and who seems to preform miracles. I see several holes in this theory one of which is why would Christ return in the form of someone only Americans give a shit about when there are Christians all over the world, also why would the Mayan calendar have anything to do with how the world is going to end according to Christians. So what are some of the craziest/stupidest theories someone has ever tell you.

Edit: I have incorrectly stated that 3:16 is part of the book of revalation when it was really just Tebow's favorite verse, I am sorry for this mistake which was due to my limited knowledge of the bible

 

[backinthepresentfuture]

the idea of an invisible man in the clouds that can see everything and everyone at all times, that created all that is. thats pretty batshit bonkers to me! ^_^

 

[Random Fella]

To be honest, not to bug on christians or anything, but any theories based on religion I find stupid. So pretty much your talk of the football player becoming the second coming of christ, or the end of the world based on what the bible said last year, are all ridiculous religious fantasies.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I predict some form of storm, definitely including faecal matter.

OT: There was a thread a few days ago that basically said MLP was a dark conspiracy to brainwash normal adult males to be "Kind" and "Caring". That was just too weird to handle. I could see the OP of that thread's point though, it is still a bit weird that some people have changed their behaviour after watching FiM. But that isn't anything to worry about.

 

[FernandoV]

the idea of an invisible man in the clouds that can see everything and everyone at all times, that created all that is. thats pretty batshit bonkers to me! ^_^

You're probably too into your "insufferable atheist" stage of atheism to notice BUT, the long, drawn-out analogy you are using to express that you are talking about god has been used to death. Find a new gimmick.

 

[Diablo2000]

The moon has never existed... Yep... And that the thing we see in the sky everyday is only a governament ilusion.

That's just silly.

 

[DJDarque]

Inb4 religio-- Too late.

One of the craziest I've heard is one I made up with a friend for shits and giggles. We theorized that Santa Claus was actually a cover for Satan. It started with just the spelling of the names, but it just grew from there.

 

[baconfist]

Craziest theory I've heard came from a guy I worked with who stopped taking his meds, went crazy and was fired. The theory was that The United states government assassinated Michael Jackson as a threat to the Chinese government to prove how far they were willing to go to protect their interests.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I remember reading someone claim that gravity did not exist, things are weighed down by sin, and so the other planets are far from the Earth, due to no sinners living on them.

Ok, that's just very, very wrong, and does involve a form of gravity anyway...but sounds like a cool idea for a weird science fantasy story or RPG.

 

[enzilewulf]

Lol OP you made a thread then won it before we had the chance to comment. No fair.

There are people that believe the world is flat... >.> <.< yep.

To be honest, not to bug on christians or anything, but any theories based on religion I find stupid. So pretty much your talk of the football player becoming the second coming of christ, or the end of the world based on what the bible said last year, are all ridiculous religious fantasies.

Thats the good 'ol American Hillbilly at work. They are more of a primate species I like to call "homophobicious religiotist irriationalist"

 

[Sharp Blue]

In a small town near Aliwal in SA a new teacher from out of town was hired to teach science, he started out with astronomy, the next day he was fired and in an official meeting the church council (Not sure if this is the correct term in English.) ruled that the earth does infact not revolve around the sun. The church decided that the sun revolves around the earth. Completely crazy, they didn't even allow the teacher to make his case or provide proof they just fired him, he probibily got off lucky all things considered.

 

[CulixCupric]

all i can think of now is Scientology's origin, and the reptilianoid conspiracy.

 

[Philol]

On a slightly darker note, someone suggested to me that the 2005 London bombings were conducted by the French for us getting the Olympics in 2012.

 

[Ids Braam]

Do unreadable theories count? I would then suggest the timecube http://www.timecube.com/ You lose IQ from just trying to understand .

 

[kotorfan04]

I am gonna go with Loose Change, just every form of Loose Change. The claim is ridiculous, and the evidence is the best of cherry picking, my favorite bit is the picture that shows "The Only Debris Found at the Pentagon Crash" and in the background you can see more plane debris.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The moon is hollow and is full of aliens.

Do unreadable theories count? I would then suggest the timecube http://www.timecube.com/ You lose IQ from just trying to understand .

"Next Page"

Fuck that.

 

[kotorfan04]

Do unreadable theories count? I would then suggest the timecube http://www.timecube.com/ You lose IQ from just trying to understand .

Ogod, can I change my answer to that it is just... physically painful. I can't remember math now.

Okay now that my brain has some level of functionality I think I can attempt to collect my thoughts on this matter: How can someone be so deluded and stupid. I mean... What the hell? It is wrong on so many levels, the words aren't words nine times out of ten, and even when they are they don't get used in ways that make any form of sense. If you told me that this guy just spoke a language that had shocking similarities to English but in fact was completely and totally different, I MIGHT believe it but this...

I weep for the world.

 

[requisitename]

Holocaust denial.

There is so much evidence: physical, psychological, photographic, etc.. how could anyone honestly believe that it didn't happen? I'm not sure if it's my paranoia or not when I hear completely off-the-wall theories and think to myself, "Does the person saying this actually believe it or are they just fucking with me/us?"