Create your own: Action Movie One-Liner!

[Dr Spaceman]

One of my favorite parts in ridiculous action movies are the one-liners that the heroes spew before, during, or after killing a bad guy. So, set up your own one-liner and post them here! Remember, you can't really get too cheesy here.

Examples:
After decapitating a bad guy: "Don't get ahead of yourself."
After poisoning a bad guy's beer: "What a lightweight."

 

[Beowulf DW]

Before engaging in the final climactic battle:

"I will go over you, under you, through you, kick your dog, and kiss your girl."

Before the finishing blow:

"When you get to hell, tell the devil that [insert main character's name] sent you."

 

[Gxas]

"I'm gonna eat you."
*Eat him*

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"I don't have your stone, and fuck you anyways!!!"
Okaaay I didn't make it up but I had to quote that award winningly bad line from Alone in the Dark.

 

[Madrak the Red]

'Sorry to drop *falls right into the middle of baddies* in like this.'

'Don't you get a kick *kicks baddie* from your work'

'Lets get this party started with a bang *detonates explosives*.'

I came up with these (and many more) while playing crackdown. Man, that game is built for sandbox mayhem.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Character is thinking a one liner to match the situation.

"Damn, I'm out of one-liners".

 

[Dr Spaceman]

After catching a blow-dart and killing the bad guy with it: "Blow me? Blow you!"
Hero causes huge explosion: "Al Gore is gonna be pissed..."
1930's action movie car crash: "Boy, that fella crashed faster than the stock market"
Shoot a bad guy's knees: "Didn't think you needed those."
Throw a bad guy in a furnace: "Time to play Shadrach, *****." (Biblical allusions make for great put-downs.)
Kill the bad guy with long hair: "Guess Samson just met his Delilah." (Works really well if the hero is female.)

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I bring to you what is quite possibly the worst one liner in cinema history.
Undefeatable
Stingray has just been beaten to a pulp by two wayward warriors whilst fighting in a meat processing plant (with plenty of hooks), he gets both of his eyes gouged out and is lifted off the ground by the eye socket via a hydraulic meat hook.

Protagonist 1: "We'll keep an eye out for you stingray"
Protagonist 2: "yeah, see ya!"

Not only is this two terrible puns straight in a row, but both lines are horribly delivered.
Especially the "yeah, see ya" bit. Absolutely terrible.

Watch it, it's terrible

 

[LewsTherin]

Umm....

"Owned."

 

[Amnestic]

After beating someone round the face with a phone, leaving them battered and begging for mercy. "Call someone who cares." *Finishing blow*

 

[zen5887]

After beating someone round the face with a phone, leaving them battered and begging for mercy. "Call someone who cares." *Finishing blow*

Hahah thats great!

Just before kicking the badguy off a moving train "Doors closing.. Please stand clear!"

PS: Thats what goes oer the PA before trains leave the station in qld..

 

[LewsTherin]

After beating someone senseless: "Fatality, b*tch" Proceed to rip out their spinal cord and stab them through heart with it.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I've got balls of Steel!!!!!

no.... just no!

really: "Need some lead?"

 

[Amnestic]

*Having just kicked a man out of an airplane.*
"F**k you."
Yeah, I win. *Necroswanson's ego advances +1.*

Can I do one for your scenario?
*Kicks man out of airplane*
"It's not the fall that kills you, it's me." *puts on sunglasses, The Who plays.*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Clairaudient]

Mario points a pistol at Wario's kneecap. 2 shots echo as the mustachioed man pulls the bounty of 2 stars from Wario's person.

Wario looks up and yells through the pain "Why do you have to win!? Why every time!?"

From under the red cap, his madness is heard.

"It's my f&%king party"

*gunshot*

 

[Aidanadv]

When explaining why he fights:

"Because motherfuckers need dying."