Daily Drop: Paratroopers

[Graham_LRR]

Paratroopers

Deep behind enemy lines, the brave soldiers of the Fightin' Green Paratrooper Brigade jump into action.

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[aeric90]

*salutes paratrooper #1* KIA - Shoot did not deploy.

 

[PixelKing]

I accuse you of war crime!

That drop tomorrow looks badass man.

 

[snowman6251]

Brilliant idea for a drop.

 

[C2Ultima]

Trying to break something designed to fall slowly by dropping it seems a little pointless.

 

[StriderShinryu]

Okay, that did not include any real smashing or crashing.. but I quite enjoyed it. Perhaps one of my favourite drops so far.

 

[daxterx2005]

Looks like that one guy broke his leg, the other his.....army.
*trollface*

 

[MrDefo]

Thank you for deploying the parachutes for this one. I was afraid that you were going to just drop them as-is. Quite amusing.

 

[Vanbael]

*salutes paratrooper #1* KIA - Shoot did not deploy.

*Plays Taps and signals the 21 gun salute*
He shall be remembered. Now to get a war memorial on the drop zone.

 

[natural20]

Loved it! Quite possibly the best one yet, and that includes the fish.

 

[Pyfrost]

Well, looks like those men can't be family men now.

 

[mjc0961]

You did it wrong, paratroopers! You're not supposed to bounce! You two are a disgrace to whatever branch of the military you're in.

I hope that's a Sony DVD player tomorrow...

 

[Jnat]

I am a paratrooper because that's a real life war scenario. You can't shoot me because this is a cutscene.
Soon I will hit the ground.
I have hit the ground.

Can't stop thinking about Duty Calls, it's hilarious!

 

[Musclepunch]

Respawn in 10...9...8

 

[Tartarga]

Its good that they didn't land in crowbar territory, only Gordan Freeman is welcome there. By the power vested in me by my own ego I hearby award those brave soldiers with the Escapist Medal of Honor.

 

[aashell13]

PARACHUTE MEN! I loved playing with those.

 

[Mydnyght]

You did it wrong, paratroopers! You're not supposed to bounce! You two are a disgrace to whatever branch of the military you're in.

Especially you, Paratrooper 2, how in the blue hell did you manage to hit a frickin' WALL!? I'm puttin' you on KP! Start peelin' onions, maggot!

A DVD player tomorrow? Hopefully already non-functional, like that Xbox 360 you dropped 4 times?

 

[leviadragon99]

Heh, not exactly an ideal landing... looks like they were too heavy for the chutes.

 

[Ashcrexl]

i'm getting PTSD from daily drop! noooo!