Recently I have noticed an increased use of the slang word dank, meaning awesome or fantastic, around town and I feel that I should warn as many people as possible about the danger of using the word dank so frivolously.
By using the word dank you are angering the once almighty creator of the word, sir Dankosaurus-Rex. The Dankosaurus-Rex is a dangerous being that will hunt you down for taking his word in vain. Try substituting some other slang into your conversation if you wish to avoid his wrath. Try using other slang such as fantasmiraclulous, Awesome-possum, or any other such popular lingo, lest you anger the Dankosaurus-Rex. Hopefully, through some minor changes to your spoken word, you can avoid an assault from the Dankosaurus-Rex.
By using the word dank you are angering the once almighty creator of the word, sir Dankosaurus-Rex. The Dankosaurus-Rex is a dangerous being that will hunt you down for taking his word in vain. Try substituting some other slang into your conversation if you wish to avoid his wrath. Try using other slang such as fantasmiraclulous, Awesome-possum, or any other such popular lingo, lest you anger the Dankosaurus-Rex. Hopefully, through some minor changes to your spoken word, you can avoid an assault from the Dankosaurus-Rex.
