Dark / Potentially Offensive Humor thread? Dark / Potentially Offensive Humor thread!

[Josh123914]

Thought the site needed something crude and awful to brighten up Mondays, so here it is.
Post your jokes, videos and images below, and people will watch, and judge, but probably mostly watch.

To make it easier on the site, it would probably be best to spoiler tag your stuff, probably with a little warning for what's inside (9/11, religious, you get the idea)

Anyway, here are my contributions:
https://i.imgur.com/7XwlXrX.gifv (skinny guy goes flying)

Spoiler: Montage parodies

Ragu: MH17 Edition
False Flag: 9/11 and Gandhi?

Spoiler: Okay this one doesn't look as bad as the thumbnail suggests

Watch to the end.

Hopefully this thread takes off, or else I'm going to look like a horrible individual.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

What makes you think its okay to associate pasta sauce with murder? What, just because its Italian is must automatically be associated with violence? Do you realize how much damage you're doing to persons of Italian descent, or did you just not care about the affect your out-of-touch thinking caused?!

You just got yourself two weeks of detention, bro. See you at 4.

 

[Josh123914]

Not using the PC Principal gif.

Spoiler: The correct gif

I'll take the detention. See you at 4.

 

[Strazdas]

Oh, so this is a thing now. ok then. I guess since this is going to find its way into the thread sooner or later, i may as well post it now.

Spoiler: Everything is sexist music video

capcha: no time to explain

see, even capcha is on my side.

P.S. if this thread takes of im going to start digging at my archives. i got plenty.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Oh, if only I remembered all the jokes Yahtzee and Gabe have uttered on Let's Drown Out... here goes!

A rabbi and a priest are walking down a street, and a young boy walks by them.
The priest says: "Let's fuck him!"
The rabbi replies: "Out of what?"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them!

What has five legs, four heads and eight arms?

Spoiler

The Boston Marathon finish line!

If women weren't meant to be in the kitchen, why do they already have milk and eggs inside them?

Studies have shown that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

Btw, I love the PC principal meme.

 

[Fallow]

Yay, YLYL thread!

Spoiler: Best thread ever

Only one image per post, no cheating!

 

[Barbas]

You can appeal to the CM if you want the thread unlocked, but to me this just screams "bad idea" and I'm locking it before shit flies south for the winter.

 

[sky14kemea]

As a fan of crude humour, I've decided to go rogue and re-open the thread. I hope I've made the reich decision.

That's also my contribution.

But srsly let me know if this thread goes badly. If you don't Imma be so mad.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Slam bam, thank ya fam

 

[silver wolf009]

"Animal control, what is the nature of your call?"

I've found a suitcase with a family of foxes in it.

"Oh, that's awful. Are they moving?"

I'm not sure to be honest, but it would explain the suitcase.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

I came here for the controversy. Not enough. Not having breakdown. Try harder. There's a lot to get through, i recommend diamond-tipped cranium drill, kitchen knives or radioactive tranq darts. This kind of rope is not cheap!

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Garhh doubli posti again! This is unfair. Netcode Mutiny!

 

[Josh123914]

Slam bam, thank ya fam

One in a similar vein

Spoiler: London Edition

If somebody could tell me what the song playing is, that'd be great by the way.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Slam bam, thank ya fam

Spoiler: London edition

If somebody could tell me what the song playing is, that'd be great by the way.

I enjoyed that video as well :^)

Here's the song

Here's another video too

Spoiler

 

[Fox12]

How about a classic from childhood?

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/7172493
https://youtu.be/1xmAC9Qu908?t=25s
https://youtu.be/w2tIoxNgBAI?t=12s

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

for those of you who haven't seen this, here is one right in the childhood

Spoiler

pretty offensive to certain people, so keep your jimmies unrustled as much as possible.

I came here for the controversy. Not enough. Not having breakdown. Try harder. There's a lot to get through, i recommend diamond-tipped cranium drill, kitchen knives or radioactive tranq darts. This kind of rope is not cheap!

Very well, you asked for it. <_< here's warming up.
<spoiler=You can only blame yourself if you click this>

you know, after seeing as much hentai/anime as I have, I would think this wouldn't surprise me...but it did. good job.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

please post jokes and not videos, it's manageable.

And god damn I hate PC Principal, they've never made such a good character before because of how well it (apparently) works

 

[Guffe]

Anything by Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle.

Spoiler: Jimmy Carr

and

Spoiler: Frankie Boyle

 

[Cycloptomese]

Do you know what's more disgusting than a truck load of dead babies?



Unloading them with a pitchfork.