David Caruso appreciation game

[Birdfalcon]

For all the Internet Meme goodness CSI Miami has given us I purpose the David Caruso game basic premise is a crime scene is set up in the style of CSI and the person below is the lead CSI on scene. Once on scene you deliver your best David style one liner and post another crime scene for the next poster for example


The call comes in victim is found burned to death in the cockpit of a crashed airplane

"I guess you could say he *puts on sunglasses* crashed and burned...........YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!




Now for crime scene, The call comes in victim is found drowned in a large fish tank

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I guess you could say he *puts on sunglasses* got tanked.


Eaten by cats.

 

[Birdfalcon]

I Guess you could say....*puts on sunglasses* Cat got her tounge




Runover by a train

 

[MetaKnight670]

I guess you could say he was *puts on sunglasses* right on track.

Sledgehammer to the face

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I guess you could say he got *puts on sunglasses* nailed.

Murdered on the toilet.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I guess you could say he was *puts on sunglasses* shit out of luck.

Deep fried alive.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* his goose was cooked.

Suffocated by marshmallows.

 

[Birdfalcon]

I guess you could say they *puts on sunglasses* stay puffed


Stabbed to death in a boxing ring

 

[thesilentman]

I guess you could say that they *sunglasses* got shanked.

You're hired as a permanent worker for the worst country in the world.