Dear Rockstar. What the hell?

[ResonanceSD]

Ok, first of all, let's get this out of the way. Why the fuck does Max Payne have multiplayer? Have you people never played the first two? Why waste man-hours ADDING A PART TO YOUR PRODUCT THAT NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR? No one will not buy your product because it doesn't have multiplayer BECAUSE NO ONE IS BUYING YOUR GAME BECAUSE IT HAS MULTIPLAYER IN IT, WE'RE BUYING IT BECAUSE MAX PAAAYNE 3.

Also, FOUR DVDs? Really? Do me a favour, the DVD that loads the multiplayer assets? Yeah, you can leave that out.


Publishers, stop putting multiplayer into things that don't need it.

NO MP IN MP!

YEAAH!

Anyone else pissed? Or is it just me?

Edit: Turns out Primeape was a fitting choice for today -_-

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

It's just you. Multiplayer in Max Payne 3 is strangely awesome. And the game needs 4 DVD's because of HD pre-rendered cutscenes and audio mostly. Especially on PC. Max Payne 3 looks and sounds incredible on PC.

 

[ResonanceSD]

It's just you. Multiplayer in Max Payne 3 is strangely awesome.

Here's a guy who's never played TF2 in his life.

4 Discs? What is this, 2000?

Hopefully we see blu-ray become the standard in the next few years. It's been a while since I have had to install 4 discs.

It's a shitload cheaper than Steam for me to use Ozgameshop instead, and probably faster, and probably simpler, because the jewel case is the normal size. But still. What. The. Fuck. Is. Multiplayer. Doing. Here?

 

[Zhukov]

Oh my god! Extra features!

The end times are upon us!

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Here's a guy who's never played TF2 in his life.

And here's a guy who's making wrong assumptions about other people.

 

[ResonanceSD]

XD Good news everyone! The second disk had a scratch on it, and as such, the game is un-installable. Yaaay.

 

[OldDirtyCrusty]

I have to put the disk back in and check this for truth.

 

[ragvaror]

Do I detect a troll duel? SPEARS AT DAWN!!

 

[Chairman Miaow]

So you haven't even played it and are making conclusions? YAAAAY!

 

[ResonanceSD]

So you haven't even played it and are making conclusions? YAAAAY!

It's got bolt-on multiplayer. what more evidence do you need? The publisher went "here, put multiplayer into it because everyone else does, even though it adds fuck all to the game".

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

So the fact that they actually went as far as to figure out how to properly add bullet time in multiplayer means nothing to you? You still think it's just a tacked on multiplayer? Because it isn't. They actually put a lot of effort into it. Which you would know if you actually played the game.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

So you haven't even played it and are making conclusions? YAAAAY!

It's got bolt-on multiplayer. what more evidence do you need? The publisher went "here, put multiplayer into it because everyone else does, even though it adds fuck all to the game".

Because ME3 multiplayer was completely destroyed by fans and critics alike after they actually played it wasn't it?

 

[Don Savik]

Do I detect a troll duel? SPEARS AT DAWN!!

A spear duel, what is this 15,000 BC?

If we're going to do a spear duel then we're jousting elephants. NO TOO LATE YOU BROUGHT IT UPON YOURSELF. Grab a spear and an elephant lets do this.

You wanted the gauntlet well I'M THE GODDAM GAUNTLET.

No cereal though, I think the game needs.....something else. Its a very story oriented game, aka, a play once and be done with it kinda game. So some re-playability besides collecting golden gun parts is a great help for a 60 dollar game (thats a lot for 1 story playthrough).

 

[Blunderboy]

Jesus Christ people.
Can we at least go one day with out some retarded, misplaced rant against a game and/or feature?
No we cannot.

 

[DoPo]

"This game has an extra feature I don't like but would use anyway and as such wouldn't affect me. I will whine and complain to a lot of people."

GAMER LOGIC!

 

[Zeema]

i had something really smart to say but now i can't recall what it was ;.; OH THATS IT

Final Fantasy 7 came on 4 discs. Also its not like giving people more features is a bad thing.

its like if you got upset if i gave you Chocolate sauce for your ice-cream made up of 4 scoops

 

[Blunderboy]

i had something really smart to say but now i can't recall what it was ;.; OH THATS IT

Final Fantasy 7 came on 4 discs. Also its not like giving people more features is a bad thing.

its like if you got upset if i gave you Chocolate sauce for your ice-cream made up of 4 scoops

Not really. I don't like chocolate sauce.
It's more like you gave him an option for free chocolate sauce, should he want it.
This makes his anger even stupider.