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[Johnny Novgorod]

He looks like a Hamburglar, but does he identify as a Hamburglar?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

This still dances around the question on WHY he steals hamburgers

Does he do it for a personal thrill? To fight against the corrupt McDonald regime?

We know nothing of this masked burger snatcher

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I'm betting that Andrew Hammond is the reason why the Hamburglar has shown up again.

 

[lechat]

If mcdonalds would stop releasing a new burger, salad and dressing every week and focus on making half decent food maybe they might have an easier time competing.

Also pretty sure this hambuglar spends less time burgling ham and more time stabbing grannies for their pension check.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Now this is a thread I can get into! Nothin' about dogs in whirlpools, or SJWs or GamerGate--just the good ol' Hamburglar. Where Mayor McCheese at?!

Lemme go watch this real qui--hate it. /Grimace.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

 

[lionsprey]

maybe its just me reading to much into it. but to me it looked like it was the old hamburgler that had retired and started a family only to hear about the new hamburger and reverted to his old ways.

 

[Scarim Coral]

For a minute there I thought it was going to be a grim and dark reboot so it could had been worse!

So does this mean that Ronald and co are also going to get a reboot too?

 

[Risingblade]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

 

[CrystalShadow]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

... So it's only racist if it takes in multiple stereotypes at once?

 

[Risingblade]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

... So it's only racist if it takes in multiple stereotypes at once?

Of course, otherwise it's just a coincidence.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

... So it's only racist if it takes in multiple stereotypes at once?

Of course, otherwise it's just a coincidence.

... Huh. Well isn't that convenient... -_-

 

[Risingblade]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

... So it's only racist if it takes in multiple stereotypes at once?

Of course, otherwise it's just a coincidence.

... Huh. Well isn't that convenient... -_-

Not letting him be black is probably much more racist imo xD

 

[CrystalShadow]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

... So it's only racist if it takes in multiple stereotypes at once?

Of course, otherwise it's just a coincidence.

... Huh. Well isn't that convenient... -_-

Not letting him be black is probably much more racist imo xD

Yeah... You would say that, wouldn't you? >_<

 

[Risingblade]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

... So it's only racist if it takes in multiple stereotypes at once?

Of course, otherwise it's just a coincidence.

... Huh. Well isn't that convenient... -_-

Not letting him be black is probably much more racist imo xD

Yeah... You would say that, wouldn't you? >_<

Yay for not being a racist

 

[CrystalShadow]

Again with che white cis straight hamburger thief, why can't it be a black hamburger thief?

Because that would cause riots because of 'racism'...

It would only be racist if he was stealing kfc

... So it's only racist if it takes in multiple stereotypes at once?

Of course, otherwise it's just a coincidence.

... Huh. Well isn't that convenient... -_-

Not letting him be black is probably much more racist imo xD

Yeah... You would say that, wouldn't you? >_<

Yay for not being a racist

Sure, sure. Whatever you say... >_>

 

[Hairless Mammoth]

If mcdonalds would stop releasing a new burger, salad and dressing every week and focus on making half decent food maybe they might have an easier time competing.

Also pretty sure this hambuglar spends less time burgling ham and more time stabbing grannies for their pension check.

I agree. Having more than 3 burgers and a couple other options gives some variety to the menu, but with all of these fast food places playing roulette with limited run (almost typed "edition" there) sandwiches and test marketing, I'm betting both the customers and workers are being off put by things changing way too often. McDonalds is the worst.

OT: He looks to me like McDs kidnapped the next Hollywood "it" guy (after Bradly Cooper and Chris Pratt), drugged him, and forced him to dress up like their fallen secondary mascot.

Does this mean the other mascots will get the "live actor in minimal costume" treatment? Grimace, Birdie and the McNugget Buddies seem frightening, in increasing order.

(I'm still missing BK's The King. Some people thought a silent guy in an uncanny valley mask, who sneaks up on people, was freaky. I thought it was hilarious. I want to see this new guy and him face off somehow.)