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khaimera

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scifidownbeat said:
We all know about those sequences in video games (or in film and literature) where a character monologues or imparts a witty quip before killing someone. Some of us do this ourselves, saying a catchphrase or some battle cries before/after going on a death rampage.

But what would you say if you had to bring someone back to life? In other words, what would be your catchphrase or witty quip when resurrecting someone?

For example, I might say someone like "*****, I didn't give you permission to die yet."
Id quote your avatar and scream "lolchair is amused". It makes me laugh.
 

El Poncho

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Eh I liked oxhorns one on inventing swear words but I shall do my own or try to.

The sands of times have swiftly changed. You shall now rise for a second chance.

or something.
 

Drakmorg

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I'd say "What's the afterlife like? Don't bother responding cuz your going right back." Then I'd kill the person again.
 

Sebenko

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Well, it needs to have some context.
I couldn't go ranting about having a nice time in the void if I'd just done it to a caveman.

"Next time you visit hell, it's gonna be more than a day trip"
 

PigsMayFlie

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I Think depending on the situation I would go with

"Come on, They weren't THAT Ugly..."
either that or
"try practising Staying Alive next time."
 

Aerodyamic

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"I've decided that we're going to need to spend a little more.... quality time... together."
 

Azraellod

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the dead are only being lazy.

"wake up, you have to do the dishes"

...what? it was his turn to do the dishes...