Describe your sex life with a GLaDOS quote.

[Kitari]

Follow my example (This worked well on another forum I go on, might work here)

"Speedy Thing Goes In, Speedy Things Comes Out"
"I feel sorry for you, really. Because you're not even in the right place."
"Do not look directly into the operational end of the device."

 

[Easykill]

I'll go with the obvious: Assume the party submission position.

 

[Eudaemonian]

"So get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxin"

Alternative:

"You euthanised your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."

 

[sammyfreak]

"Nice people dont up here you know"

 

[propertyofcobra]

"I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!"

What? I love my wife and am endlessly happy with her, I'm not gonna deny it!

 

[Kitari]

Lol it doesn't have to actually describe your sex life, if it did mine would have to be;

"The device is now more valuable than the collective incomes and organs of 'Subject Hometown here'"

*Smugness*

 

[ka1iban]

I think the easy one to go with would be

"It's so delicious and moist"

but you could always go with

"I think I prefer to stay inside"

 

[The One Froh Man]

"HAHA, FAT CHANCE!"

[if you do not succeed,]"you fail"

"When did your life go so wrong?"

 

[Kikosemmek]

"Congratulations, you remained resolute in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism."

I'm not going to bullshit you guys. My love-life is pathetic, but I'm keeping myself hopeful and in shape.

 

[Private Custard]

"Quit now and - CAKE - will be served immediately."

or possibly

"Mind the gap."


Yep, it's a dry spell!!

 

[REDPill357]

"whhhhhhheeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*ksch*"

 

[greygelgoog]

"Well done. Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring your daughter to work' day is
the perfect time to have her tested."
Too creepy?

"Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device
to enhance your testing experience."
Too much information?

Ahh, here's an accurate description:
"You're not even going the right way. Hello? Is anyone there?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it would make your life even worse... somehow."

"It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."

Of course, in my dreams:

"Unbelievable. You, _subject name here_ must be the pride of _subject hometown here_."

 

[PurpleRain]

"I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it would make your life even worse... somehow."

I cracked up with that one. Yet it's somehow familiar.

 

[REDPill357]

"You're not even going the right way. Hello? Is anyone there?"

You win.

 

[Broken Blade]

"This next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."

 

[Eudaemonian]

"I was going to invite your friend the Companion Cube"

You know you want it.

 

[Easykill]

THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you
Cake and grief counseling will be provided at the conclusion of the test
I?m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket

(not really, I just chose depressing ones for fun)

 

[Kermi]

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day.

 

[DrmChsr0]

"You will be baked, and then there will be cake."