Dictionary Banned in some Southern California Schools.

[Axzarious]

Wait... what? seriously? This has to be a joke.

Usually I can think of something mildly witty or relevant to say about something like this, but I dont think anything I can say tops "School decides to ban dictionary"....

 

[ultimateownage]

The fuck, California? We used to do that all the time and never got in trouble, and my school was uptight!

 

[Vrach]

OP, your avatar is exactly how I feel looking at that.

Then again, it's California. Are we really surprised?

 

[illas]

The stupidity of American legislation never fails to amaze, dishearten and amuse me.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I thought oral sex meant having a group discussion about it? HURP DURP.

We couldn't google 'analysis' at my old school because it had 'anal' in it.
They haven't somehow linked it to videogames yet, I'm disappointed.

 

[Triangulon]

Surely they could just send the governator back in time to terminate whomever invented this disgusting practice and hence save our children from this filth. God forbid that people should ever encounter anything which they don't entirely agree with or causes them to question things.

In all serousness, things like this make me glad I live in England. Nothing idiotic ever happens in this country...

 

[Digikid]

The people these days. Unbelievably stupid. *sigh*

The stupidity of American legislation never fails to amaze, dishearten and amuse me.

Yeah that pretty much sums it up plus the people.

 

[minimacker]

Oh, no.
Miss, I can't spell this sentence!

No matter, Jimmy. You can spell it however you like.

k.


"u r awsum lol"

DUN DUN DUN.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Because the definition of oral sex will totally scar a child for life, right? I mean, never mind bad parents. It's everyones fault but theirs!

 

[Thedutchjelle]

Dear god, do the retarded laws and rules never stop in that country?

Thankfully ,there is still a normal dad who thinks it's overblown too in the article.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

OMG 10 year olds shouldnt see the definition of a bj on a dictionary although they clearly know what it is. Failure detected somewhere....

 

[DazBurger]

And just as I was getting at least some degree of faith in USA.
*Poof* Gone!

 

[theblackmonk90]

God bless the mighty UK. Our inventive long lasting government system helps keep away those unsightly extreme's your political spectrum can sometimes develop.

 

[Booze Zombie]

What the fuck? Seriously.

 

[Vryyk]

Damn dictionaries, corruptin' our youth wit' thurr fancy spellin's and learnin's. Burn 'em all says I.

 

[PureChaos]

what? that's stupid. someone really needs to think things through. couldn't they just make an edited one appropriate for different ages?

 

[Volothos]

That the American Legal system lets a robber sue the owners of a home if they slip and fall and hurt themselves, because there is no railing (they can sue enough to get bail, and yes, it can happen)

Seriously. What is this I don't even... how does that work?

 

[Rakkana]

AMERICA! STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF!

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Jesus Christ, how stupid can you get. They're gonna learn about it someday anyway, and if you're old enough to know what stimulating your genitals feels like, you probably already know about it. If a child just reads it in the dictionary, he won't have a clue what it means...