Do you have a plan for the zombie apocalypse?

[Beardon65]

A few days ago, my friends and I were planning the zombie apocalypse and I was wondering, "Do other people actually have a plan?" So, simple question: Do you have one? If so, what is it? And I mean an actual plan, not "I'll go outside, punch some zombies and die."

My plan: Grab our guns and go to my friend's house. His house is big and two of my other friends have 7-seat vans. We go from Walmart to Walmart (the walmarts here have guns, also, not an ad) until we reach a military base, take 2 black-hawks and go to an oil rig somewhere cold enough just in case it's an infection. From there, we make timely trips to land and do quick searches for survivors and pick up food/ammo/guns. Wait it out, and reconstruct.

EDIT: Okay, enough of the "Oh no! Not another zombie thread". Seriously, you don't like it, don't post.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

No.

Also, I was promised a poll.

You lied to me.

 

[Rainboq]

*Ahem* Moon base, 'nuff said

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I have a plan but i've already said it in a million other thread that have said the exact same thing you just did. *leans in close to you* here's a hint BE ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!

 

[Dudemeister]

Well, for a start, I would not be heading in the direction of anywhere that sells guns because, chances are, there'll be a lot more people there already; scared people, scared people with guns.

 

[Hybrid Sight]

No. I used to have hypothetical conversations with my friends about it when we were stuck in a room at school for 3 hours with nothing to do. I gave up all my plans when I became a Diabetic.

 

[holydemon]

Get a bank vault car and rob stuff, mostly Hardware, Gun, and Food stores.

 

[dmase]

You know the zombie survival guide thats it i need no plans. Oh and stay away from zombie what if threads they have been done so many times.

I've seen: what vehicle would you drive in a zombie apocalypse
What weapon would you use in a zombie apocalypse
What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse
and more it just escapes me right now
(all done multiple times)

 

[Floppertje]

during a zombie apocalypse, I'd probably be the first one to become a zombie. either that, or I'd be the evil scientist.

 

[Julianking93]

Mall.

That's all I got so far.

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

In this order,
1. Break out the shot gun, or steal one
2. Grab a can of hair spray and a lighter
3. Grab a buddy or two
4. Take them down.
5. Almost get my butt killed
6. Plan C
Simple really.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I intend to move in with burt gummer. (obscure movie reference FTW!!)
Na, just kidding...
I would swing past the army surplus head quarters to pick up MREs and fuel
then I would go to project ICECUBE in Antarctica with my step relative, who works there part time.
Zombies can't get to Antarctia, and even if they could they can't eat your brains while frozen, can they?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Plant a whole bunch... oh wait I've already used that joke.
Basically since zombie apocalypses never happen in Canada, I'll just sit at the border and laugh.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd grab my parents (if they're alive), my friends I care about, my cats, and my weapons. Then drive to the local bus depot, grab a bus, and load it up with supplies and guns. Get into a the emptiest appartment building I can find and break the staircase at the bottom so none of them can get up. Keep supplies in the appartment and make sure there's a route, to get in and out, to the bus left secluded outside the appartment building so I can go get supplies or escape whenever I need to. Luckily I actually know where all of these things/places are.

Don't go to the hospital, never go to the hospital except for small supply runs.

 

[Tuddle]

Yes I have a plan.
Less detailed outline of my plan!

0. Grab a weapon.
1. Steal a car.
2. Pick up some friends.
3. Drive to the USA.
4. Survive and visit random places. (like Washington D.C, Hollywood, etc.)
5.(Optional) Have Epic Death!

 

[DoctorNick]

No, because realistically the 'zombie apocalypse' is about the fucking most unlikely thing I expect to happen.

But I do have plans for nuclear war, plague, social breakdown, etc.

Zombies though? Fucking come on...

 

[Lexodus]

This fucking thread again? >.<

 

[Jharry5]

Yes, but its mainly concerned with fortifying my house.
In Britain we don't have the luxury of guns for the zombie apocalypse (the only way I'd go out unless I needed to...)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

1. Visit graveyards, burial places, battlefields and other places with lots of corpses (like the catacombs of Paris) and raise the dead.
2. Recruit the living into my army of undead minions.
3. Rule the world!

4. Get science zombies to build robots
5. Have robots build more robots
6. Build lots more robots before all my undead minions have rotten away.
7. Replace my body with machines to achieve immortality
8. Start space-program
9. Start inter-galactic empire.
???
10. Rule the universe.

11. Start trans-dimensional travel-program
12. Take over other dimensions
13. Inter-Dimesional Domination!
???
14. Godhood

The steps marked "???" are points where more plotting is needed, but before plotting can start, more information needs to be gathered.
The gathering of information can only start once I'm at that step.
The "???" will at that point probably be replaced by multiple steps, possibly more detailed plans which will be mentioned in separate documents.

 

[damselgaming]

You know the zombie survival guide thats it i need no plans. Oh and stay away from zombie what if threads they have been done so many times.

I've seen: what vehicle would you drive in a zombie apocalypse
What weapon would you use in a zombie apocalypse
What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse
and more it just escapes me right now
(all done multiple times)

I've thought of a good one,
"Who would you stoop to having 'relations' with during a zombie-pocalypse?"
Then again, it's probably been done.