Does this make me an ass?

[Lord Beautiful]

Here's the game. Users post something about themselves, something that may or may not make them a bit of an ass. The following user confirms or denies that the previous poster is an ass, and then posts something about him/her(self).

As I'm typing this, I'm in the middle of a Human Anatomy and Physiology lecture, paying very little attention to the subject matter so that I may post this forum game. Granted, I've learned what the professor's discussing already, but it doesn't hurt to have a refresher.

Does that make me a bit of an asshole?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Yeah, you're wasting his time, and your own.

I am supposed to be planning something out rather thoroughly, and it could change somebodies life for the worse, but I don't like them, so I'm not going to do it.

Does this make me an ass?

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

no? ...
plan A changes life for worse and you don't like them. So to be an ass, you would have to do it.

For the second time this year, A guy asked me while I was eating in a fast food joint in a mall facing an active parking lot, "Do people actually own these cars?" ... my response was, "How can you live in this city for so long and not see the difference between rental cars and owned cars?"

I'm not sure what that response makes me, since the guy cringed and walked stiffly away.

 

[Someguynamedryan]

No, its called commonsense some people don't have it, thus making you not an ass you just threw a question back was all.

I worked at a call/reservation center for a place in he Middle of no where. My day would include, telling customers they are wrong when they claim they are right, denying refunds due to policies, putting myself on mute while they whine or complain so I can slam my head against the desk and then turn my headset mic back on and tell old people that senior discount days are on Tuesdays and not everyday and they precede to ask for my boss who is rarely in her office, so some times I claimed I was the boss.

Does that make me an ass?

 

[AvsJoe]

Nope, you are just doing your job.

I regularly respond to threads on this site with glaring sarcasm and often thinly-disguised hateful messages, and sometimes even outright lies (am I lying now, go check! I'll wait).

Does this make me an ass?

 

[Flying-Emu]

Congratulations, you've earned +1 ass point! Even if it's the nets, courtesy will get you a better response than I AM HATE MACHINE

I currently have several women vying for my romantic attentions, and I'm kinda sorta putting them all off to avoid having to choose one.

Am I an ass?

 

[terribleyetfun]

kinda yeah.

I try to avoid making plans with my friends so that I can be alone with my thoughts

does that make me an ass?

 

[lostclause]

No, just introverted.

I'm supposed to be studying but I keep getting distracted (Damn you Escapist!)
Does that make me an ass?

 

[War Penguin]

No, just easily distracted like me.

I'm very bad at socializing. I always do my best to keep my mouth shut.
Does that make me an ass?

 

[Mickleggo]

no.

some person in our computer class wasn't letting another student to a security update on his computer even though the teacher told her to do it, so we remotely shut down his computer so he lost all his work.

Does that make me an ass?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes

I frequently belittle and am condesending all the time usually whens it uncalled for to a freind of mine who knows it's a joke but it might still hurt him as he is not as witty as I am with the smart cracks

does this make me a ass?

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

yes.

Went to see the last crank movies in the theaters and when a group of guys acted like asses by disrupting the movie, I got up grab one and told him if he and his boys didn't sit down and shut up I would ram my fist .... well uhm When his friends said something back, the others in the theater told them they'll help me. It calmed them down...but it got me wondering now.

Was I an ass or were they an ass? Are we both?

 

[War Penguin]

No. If someone is being an ass you have the right of being an ass back (in my opinion).

I left my friend hanging at an extremely tough school. I didn't do well at all even though he did fine but it was still tough. I left but he still stayed.
Am I an ass for that?

 

[MetalMantheRevenge]

I wanna shoot you in the face.

Does this make me an ass?

 

[darkenergy134]

No.

99% of the girls I hang out with think I'm gay. The truth is I'm just overly flirtatious and want to hide it so my girlfriend won't get mad at me.

Does this make me an ass?

 

[NeoAC]

No, but I would probably stop doing that.

I'm picking up my buddy at the bus station tomorrow, and we not going to pick up my other friend before we go to Burger King and eat Double Stackers.

Are we being asses?

 

[Insanum]

Yes.

Im at work posting on the Escapist forums.

Am i being an arse?

 

[Basketballgaz]

I seen an elderly lady carrying loads of shopping bags trip up and fall. I was in a hurry and didnt help her up. Does this make me an ass?

 

[CosmicCommander]

No, she's not your responsibility.

I fantasize of ripping people?s windpipes out and making the eat them.

Does this make me an arsehole?