Earth finds itself in the path of a gigantic flaming rock with a gleaming tail of dust 100 miles long in the sky. People all over the world are afraid, every news station broadcasting stats and news on the path of the great chunk. Scientists and astronomers have located he the exact location the meteorite will hit, and according to their calculations it will not burn up in our atmosphere. A great crowd gathers at the spot, a great mass of scared people, television cameras pointed into the sky. Amazingly, to the relief of the entire planet, as the burning meteorite enters the atmosphere it begins to burn away, stripping its outer layers quickly going from its size of hundreds of miles across to a mere pebble, a pebble that squarely hits the palm of my outstretched arm.
And everyone saw that I was the one who high-fived god.
edit: OMG NINJA'D