Don't I Know You From Somewhere?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you hallucinating?

[sup]Just lying passed out in pool of my own blood.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't I...damn you're right...Aren't you glad I called an ambulance?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you going to run before the cops show up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't I going to make sure you're okay?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you going to get the book thrown at you?

[sup]This book, specifically.

*holds up War and Peace*[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you aware that I have the record for most books pelted and dodged?
[sub] Bring it on![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you going to make me break out the book cannon?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you going to be in for a surprise when I come out unharmed?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you not quick enough to dodge this artillery strike of dictionaries?!?!

[sup]FIRE AT WILL![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you being silly?
[sub] *dodges dictionaries, runs behind Chinchy and puts 'KICK ME' sign on back* [/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Isn't your agility through the roof?

[sup]Damn rogues.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you impressed? *pats head*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you using HAX?!?!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you just pissed off?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you a dirty liar?

[sup]*jams fingers in ears*
LALALALALALALALA! I can't hear you![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you ignoring me?
[sub] Guess I'll have to give this gold watch to someone else...[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you incredibly honest, generous, and more beautiful than a spring morning in the mountains?

[sup]Nao gives meh gold.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you the sweet-talker when you want to be?
[sub] *throws watch*[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Aren't you too kind, m'lady?

[sup]Wait a minute...
This isn't real gold![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you being weird and mean?
[sub] Of course it's real gold! You've broken my heart, Chinchy! [/sub]