Ha, I can picture it now...
"Three thousand years in the future, an alien vessel makes its way around the charred remains of a planet"
Alien 1: Captain, judging by the remains we found, it appears as though this planet was destroyed by some sort of rift in the space-time continuum.
Captain: How so?
Alien 1: Well sir, it looks like the creatures that inhabited this planet were semi-intelligent, and had even primitive entertainment devices called "video games". Somehow, at some point in their history, they made two games come out at the same time that should have never been made in the first place. Both games were such let-downs, that the collective shock worldwide was powerful enough to rip the fabric of our universe, and as a result, life on the planet died.
Captain: Very well. Fire the Sun-Breaker energy beam. I want this solar-system burned, and no evidence of this horrible occurrence to be left over. After that, lock the archives concerning this mission, and get as far away from this Achtoll-forsaken land as fast a possible.
Alien 1: YES-SIR!
Anyways, I have it on good authority that both Duke Nukem Forever and Spore will be coming out somtime in 2012, and I for one can't wait.
