Drink Recipes

[TheTomGod]

Escapist said we should. So why the hell not?
Post your favorite drink and the recipe. go

Iguana
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Tequila
1/4 oz Coffee liqueur
1 1/2 oz Sweet and sour
1/2 slice Lime

Shake all ingredients (except lime slice) with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the lime slice and serve.

 

[randommaster]

-all the misalanious table scraps
-4 oz soda in a 12 oz bottle
-1 or more gullible fools

I don't think I need to explain this.

And just in case you think that I am just spaming this, I have gotten many gullible fools to taste this, some even volunteered.

 

[the_tramp]

Iguana? Or is that also a brand of a type of liqueur?

Mine is either a Kryptonite or a Randomiser.

Kryptonite:
1/2 pint of lager (can be substituted for beer, cider may taste strange but still possible)
1 blue WKD
1 pint glass (to pour it into)

It works out to be a pint and turns the drink bright green.

Randomiser:
1/2 pint of lager/beer/cider
3 random alcopops
1 straw
A pint glass that isn't thin, and will hold 3 bottles

Pour all three bottles in at once, ensuring that as much of the bottles are down into the drink. They equalise out usually, otherwise drink a small amount through the straw as it is filling up. Keep bottles in and they slowly filter through as you drink the drink. Different combinations of lager/beer/cider and the bottles make interesting flavour combinations.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Gatorade: Add various amounts of
Water
High Fructose Corn Syrup (make sure its glucose-fructose syrup)
Sucrose syrup
Citric Acid
Natural Flavors (what ever you like)
Salt
Sodium Citrate
Mono-potassium phosphate (Don't think thats sold at the grocer)
Modified food starch
Glycerol ester of rosin
Yellow 5

Add differing amounts of these ingredients until you finally concoct Gatorade, then enjoy your electrolytes.

 

[ae86gamer]

Lemonade
Water
Powdered Lemonade

Mix together until it suit your taste.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Jagerbomb

1 measure Vodka
1 measure Jagermeister in separate shotglass
1 can RedBull/Rockstar

Mix Vodka and RedBull/preferred energy drink. Then drop the shot of Jagermeister in.

 

[famousninja]

Jagerbomb

1 measure Vodka
1 measure Jagermeister in separate shotglass
1 can RedBull/Rockstar

Mix Vodka and RedBull/preferred energy drink. Then drop the shot of Jagermeister in.

I swear, kids nowadays are soft. Try a Depth Charge, which is pint of beer, with a shot of drambuie.
Also, for the unintelligent, lager is a style of beer, and honestly, all the beer cocktails here are rather pathetic. Try a Turbo Shandy no. 1, which is half pint cheap domestic beer (If you're a Melbournite, use Carlton Draught, if you're a cheesburger inhaler, i dunno, bud? Maybe you could put some actual alcohol in it.) and a half pint of a Smirnoff Ice Double Black.

The world record for those is 3 in one night.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Jagerbomb

1 measure Vodka
1 measure Jagermeister in separate shotglass
1 can RedBull/Rockstar

Mix Vodka and RedBull/preferred energy drink. Then drop the shot of Jagermeister in.

I swear, kids nowadays are soft. Try a Depth Charge, which is pint of beer, with a shot of drambuie.
Also, for the unintelligent, lager is a style of beer, and honestly, all the beer cocktails here are rather pathetic. Try a Turbo Shandy no. 1, which is half pint cheap domestic beer (If you're a Melbournite, use Carlton Draught, if you're a cheesburger inhaler, i dunno, bud? Maybe you could put some actual alcohol in it.) and a half pint of a Smirnoff Ice Double Black.

The world record for those is 3 in one night.

I never realised the thread was about who can make the hardest drink and end up on the floor at the end of the night, I thought it was about drink recipes, my current favourite happening to be a Jagerbomb, does it offend your pseudo-macho-drinking sensibilities that some people choose a drink which tastes good?

 

[ntomlin63]

Well I am not big on alcoholic drinks but when I do have a drink it is invariably a:

Amaretto Sour

Amaretto
Sour mix
Dash of Grenadine
Marashino (sp) cherry

 

[famousninja]

Jagerbombs are just another fashion drink that is only consumed by some of the lowest, most braindead members of society

 

[Random Argument Man]

I have a huge list. Nothing beats an old martiny however.

I'd have to try a Vesper Martiny someday.

 

[iJosh]

Cabrinia (Probably spelled wrong but that's what they called it in the Dominican Republic)

- 3/4 Glass of Vodka OR White Rum
- Half a Lemon OR Lime. (Put in the cup first, Crush the lemon or lime pieces so the juices are out)
- Tea spoon of sugar (I have seen people put a table spoon though)

I put ice in mine but its not needed. Its just because it was a constant +35 Celsius outside.

The Dominican Flag (Also known as the Sammy Sosa)

-Pina Colada layer.(with rum)
-Blue Curacao and lime layer.
-Grenadine layer.

Blend each layer with ice. Then when you pour layer on top of layer do it slowly.

Them two were the best I'd say. BUT you can't go wrong with a Half and Half Rum and Coke

PS. I only ever drink on vacation and graduation days.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I never realised the thread was about who can make the hardest drink and end up on the floor at the end of the night, I thought it was about drink recipes, my current favourite happening to be a Jagerbomb, does it offend your pseudo-macho-drinking sensibilities that some people choose a drink which tastes good?

BOOM! roasted!

 

[bamforth]

Butterbeer:

1 pint vanilla ice cream (softened)
1/2 stick butter (softened)
1/3 cup brown sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 teaspoon grated nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1 quart apple cider
tsp of vanilla

Mix cream, butter, sugar and spices together.
Beat in the vanilla ice cream to mix.
Re-freeze the mixture.
Scoop out the frozen mixture into a glass. Pour hot Apple cider over the ice cream mixture.

 

[oktalist]

Vodka and lemonade. Just reverse the ratios so you have a finger of lemonade and fill the rest of the glass with vodka. It just takes the edge off and allows for the rapid consumption of copious amounts of spirit. Prepare for a "fun" night.

Recipe is provided without warranty. You are responsible for your own behaviour.

Also: lemon grenade!

 

[oktalist]

And of course the Snakebite or Snakey-B.

165ml orange alcopop (e.g. half a Bacardi Breezer)
165ml cranberry alcopop (e.g. half a Blue WKD)
1/2 pint cider

It is green.

 

[John-Joe]

I love White Russians, had to try one after watching The Big Lebowski. Now I drink them every chance I get.
1 part Vodka
1 part Kahlua
2 parts Milk
and ice.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Screwdriver

2 0z Vodka
5 0z Orange Juice

Though I tend to stray from just the OJ and Vodka and use Cranberry instead along with a bunch of other drinks like Vodka+Pomegranate alcohol+Wine+ etc. Sometimes the mixing makes it flavorful with a nice kick, other times just out right bad, but experimentation is fun.