Dumbest stuff you've evear heard.

[uncle-ellis]

I just want to hear some of the things people say.
I've got some;
My science teacher: "minerals are made up of dead orgasams"
a 12 year old girl about one of her 12 year old friends and her boyfriend: "Well its not kid love any more is it"?
*face plam*

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I don't understand the joke. Why would your science teacher say that about minerals?

EDIT: Nevermind. When you first typed it, I'm fairly certain it said "dear orgasams" which doesn't make much sense at all.

 

[Kodlak]

''I'm gonna poke you into the ground!''

 

[Pirce]

"When does the Raid get the bugs out of my system?"

 

[fix-the-spade]

"Who would win in a fight between x and x?"

 

[runtheplacered]

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing"

- a very important notice

 

[Spudgun Man]

problay concerning the LHC thats large hadron collider if you've been living in a box.

after it was hyped to hell that there is a 1 in a quadrillion chance if death to make it seem if death was imminent, a foolish person turned to a work colleuge and actually asked 'who is tying to kill us then?'. that lowered my hopes for common sense to about 4% i felt like saying 'Dr. No'

 

[ihatefullmetalalchemist]

That neon genesis evangelion is a good anime

 

[Abedeus]

That neon genesis evangelion is a good anime

You went too far. They were just having fun, now you came here with a blasphemy.

 

[ihatefullmetalalchemist]

I apologize it was blasphemy i was just cuirous how people would react

 

[rottenbutter]

That neon genesis evangelion is a good anime

It's not a bad anime, it's just... really hard to like.

On-Topic:
"All dubs suck."

 

[cuddly_tomato]

This entire thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.81869?page=1].

 

[darrinwright]

"There aren't any good games for the Wii."

Also:

"$600's not too expensive. If people want a PS3, they'll get a second job to pay for it."

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Jpegs are better than PNGs" (It's a trade-off between detail loss and size. It's preference, not superiority)
"Pictures are better than video" (Subjective)
"Pixar sucks" (No it doesn't)
"You Suck" (I fail to see the rationality)
"I suck"
"Pluto was a dumb planet anyways." (What'd it ever do to you other than give you comets to look at?)

I'm not happy Bob. Not happy. Ask me why.
[Mr. Incredible: Okay, why?]
Why what? Be specific, Bob.
[Okay, why are you unhappy?]
Your customers make me unhappy.
[What, you've gotten complaints?]
Complaints, I can handle. What I can't handle is your clients inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the beuracracy!
[Did I do something illegal?]
GruhmmNo..
[Are you saying we shouldn't help people?-]
We're supposed to help our people! Beginning with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, huh? You know Bob, a company-
[Is like an enormous clock.]
is like an enormous clo- Yes! Precisely. Now, a clock must be cleaned, well lubricated, and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. Heh, I'm being metaphorical Bob, do you know what I mean by cooperative cogs?
Bob? -Look at me when I'm talking to you, Par!
[That man out there, he needs help!]
Do not change the subject, we are discussing your attitude!
[He is getting mugged!]
Well let's hope we don't cover him!
[I'll be right back.]
Stop right where you are, or you're fired!
Close the door. Get over here, now. I'm not happy Bob. Not happy.
[He got away.]
Good thing too. You were this close to losing your J-!

• -Mr. Huff from TheIncredibles. How I loathe tiny-minded people in power.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

"Rocks don't age!!" - a kid in my German class shouted that at me in an argument about something. I forgot what we were arguing about though.

I don't think it made sense even in context either.

 

[NeonZombie]

America is a continent

 

[uncle-ellis]

I don't understand the joke. Why would your science teacher say that about minerals?

EDIT: Do you mean "dead organisms?" Because what you said has a totally different meaning.

she actually said dead orgasms.
that's funny.

 

[rottenbutter]

America is a continent

Wow, that person must be stupid for not being able to count to two...