Dying words

[AgDr_ODST]

its simple really lets say somehow someway for some reason you've gotten into a fight or you've been attacked. Any other day it would be just another brawl or survivable but today/tonight the odds were against you and fate said your screwed and now your leaning against a wall holding your wounds and you start spitting up blood which if movies and most modern mediums are any indicator means your pretty much fucked. Anyway the question(and answers to both would be nice) is what do you say or attempt to say as A) your attacker approaches(presumably to finish you off) and B) A friend, family member and or lover(and it could be a combination of the 3 [sub]EDIT:ex a friend and a lover, or a friend and and a family member[/sub] ) come running up after finding you just "in time"

 

[rancher of monsters]

A- I gave you AIDS

B- WHO FARTED?!!!!!

Edit: Okay I have two more

A- I just wanted directions to the bus stop!

B- Tell the Goldfish... I'm sorry.

 

[Plurralbles]

A family member who is a lover?! WTF?! You said any combo of a set of THREE so logic jumps.

Anyway... I'd probably pussy out and be a blubbering idiot, "DOn't kill me!"

if a family member saves my ass, "OMG hey! HELP?"

osepormis spectacle... captcha go home.

 

[IDTheftVictim]

i...i have a horrible secret...it is

and then I die

 

[GlorySeeker]

I got this!
Famous last words

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

i...i have a horrible secret...it is

and then I die

SMBC did something similar to this: "The cure for cancer is..." (Dead.)

 

[comadorcrack]

"Imma haunt you sooo much!!"

 

[Audemas]

If I was defending a loved one and took a bullet for them I'd say, "Why didn't you DOOOOOOOODGE!"

 

[Sacman]

"Do not want D:"
or
"Leroooooooooooooooooooooy Jenkins!!!"
...

 

[Mr.Pandah]

"Put a bullet through my head...or else I'll re-animate and turn you too!"

 

[Kyoufuu]

"See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood."

 

[GenericAmerican]

An enemy, something along the lines of "About damn time."
A family member or friend. "I'm gunna need a band-aid." *falls over dead*

 

[zombiestrangler]

My last words: Fuck me!

 

[MetroidNut]

Enemy: "I live to die another day, which is now." (Wish I could claim credit for that sentence.)
Not-Enemy: "And then...John was a zombie."

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

To my Lover: Tell everyone.. I was.. Great in bed
TO my attacker: Tell everyone that i didnt cry liek a girl
To a family member: Look after the dog

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Tis but a scratch\Ive had worse\It's only a flesh wound.
I then fall over but bite their kneecaps on the way down :3

 

[Bobbity]

Tell them... I said... something... clever...

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

A)Tell the man, That we really do run the shadow government!

B)Family member-I keep my last will under your pillow.

C)Lover-I love you, hold me until I leave

D)Son-carry...... on.... my........ wayward....... son........... *Ascends to heaven on the wings of a glorious guitar solo*

 

[Kuroneko97]

I HAD THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!