Englanders! Please to explain!

[UltraParanoia]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-british-woman-told-to-stop-loud-sex-or-face-jail-fc-20100122_5708403

What the hell is this nonsense?

Threatening jail time for loud sex? NANNY STATE!

You need to be more like America, where people are able to fuck loud!

And where stuff like this happens:
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/woman-crushes-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him1264106561801
E#2: I will remove the thing that makes the tiny to clear shit up.
Two things: 1. This isn't a serious thread, someone sent these to me, I thought they were hilariously fucked up and wanted to share.
2. Now you see the dangers of being a 120 pound man with a hyphenated last name. Also big bitches is dangerous.E: Hah! death by assphyxiation

 

[Dark Knifer]

To both of these...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Anyone else get an Ad for Sonic right above the fat chick murder case?

 

[Pimppeter2]

You forgot that all silly threads must include a poll with the option "Pimppeter2 naked"

But still, I approve.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I'd rather we weren't. There's lots of reasons I don't live in America, the general public (yes I'm talking about what I precieve, based on Americans I've met) making up 80% of those reasons. The other 20% being some of the fucking stupid rules in place over there.

I like living in England, if anything we've got more freedom.

 

[sniperworm]

We would have let her get away with it if she was hot, but the sounds conjure up horrible thoughts so we had to put an end to it

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I like living in England, if anything we've got more freedom.

It's not freedom if you can't own a gun.

You can own a gun, you just need to be fully capable of using it.

Unlike the US, where every man and his dog can pick up a gun as easily as a newspaper, yeah, I wanna live in a place like that. /sarcasm.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Quit fucking up my stupid boredom thread with your stupidity!

 

[aPod]

Quit fucking up my stupid boredom thread with your stupidity!

Respect.

On topic... i enjoy loud sex... in fact the only thing wrong with loud sex is when you arent having it. This woman should be praised for appearantly starting a movement in england to have loud sex. I didnt know the english had quiet mouse sex... how dull. Then again english porn does go like this "you know margrett we could be having sex right now." "Yes but lets not." "Indeed."

 

[UltraParanoia]

Hah. What happens at the end?

"My word Charles"

"Quite"

 

[Kollega]

And what did you expect? They're English! Read 1984 to know how they're "supposed" to have sex.

[small]I kid, obviously.[/small]

 

[UltraParanoia]

And to add to this thread, since the vodka and horsetadish did nothing for my congestion and I still can't sleep, anyone else have any funny fucked up stories?

 

[FightThePower]

What's there to explain? No one wants to fucking hear someone else have sex, especially if they are excessively loud.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-british-woman-told-to-stop-loud-sex-or-face-jail-fc-20100122_5708403

What the hell is this nonsense?

Uh, it's you quoting a FAUX news story that has no reliable source... Seriously, that's like believing a Daily Mail story.

 

[UltraParanoia]

And to add to this thread, since the vodka and horsetadish did nothing for my congestion and I still can't sleep, anyone else have any funny fucked up stories?

here's one for you:

Try to wrap your head around that one.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/woman-found-guilty-of-stalking-herself/story-e6freuyi-1225819119845

Whut? How the hell is that even possible?

 

[UltraParanoia]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-british-woman-told-to-stop-loud-sex-or-face-jail-fc-20100122_5708403

What the hell is this nonsense?

Uh, it's you quoting a FAUX news story that has no reliable source... Seriously, that's like believing a Daily Mail story.

Uh, no, it's me quoting a local fox affiliate station, which is nothing like fox news, just like nbc affiliates are nothing like msnbc. Plus like I said in the fine print, I'm just posting them because they are stupidly hilarious.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-british-woman-told-to-stop-loud-sex-or-face-jail-fc-20100122_5708403

What the hell is this nonsense?

Uh, it's you quoting a FAUX news story that has no reliable source... Seriously, that's like believing a Daily Mail story.

Uh, no, it's me quoting a local fox affiliate station, which is nothing like fox news, just like nbc affiliates are nothing like msnbc. Plus like I said in the fine print, I'm just posting them because they are stupidly hilarious.

Ah, I see Fox, I think "Lying scumbags".
You read the one about the Cleveland woman who killed her bf by sitting on him then?