As we all know, breakfast is considered the most important meal of the day.
Some say this fact was fabricated by breakfast corporations to shift more cereal, but poppycock I say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
But one breakfast is considered higher than all others.
A veritable god amongst breakfasts.
The one breakfast...
To rule them all!
"But Daystar, you effigy of handsomeness, what makes this breakfast better than any other" I hear you cry.
That's a good question guttersnipe, allow me to explain.
Two words:
Hangover cure
Get me a bacon sandwich, but do it quietly.
Yes, our scientists spent three billion years concocting the exact combination of foods needed in order to combat the effects of the Morning After.
Sausages, eggs, baked beans, bacon, tomotos, hashbrowns, toast and fried mushrooms.
These are the defenders of British Breakfast, bestowed the honour by the Great British Food God to vanquish all the nasty after effects of alcohol.
All holiday destinations that the British frequent abroad, are home to a myriad of pubs and bars that function for the soul purpose of making sure our lads and lasses can still get a top quality hangover cure when they're away from Blighty.
How do you think we built an empire?
Not by eating poncy croissants or nasty German sausage, that's for damn sure.
For Science!
Some say this fact was fabricated by breakfast corporations to shift more cereal, but poppycock I say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
But one breakfast is considered higher than all others.
A veritable god amongst breakfasts.
The one breakfast...
To rule them all!
"But Daystar, you effigy of handsomeness, what makes this breakfast better than any other" I hear you cry.
That's a good question guttersnipe, allow me to explain.
Two words:
Hangover cure
Get me a bacon sandwich, but do it quietly.
Yes, our scientists spent three billion years concocting the exact combination of foods needed in order to combat the effects of the Morning After.
Sausages, eggs, baked beans, bacon, tomotos, hashbrowns, toast and fried mushrooms.
These are the defenders of British Breakfast, bestowed the honour by the Great British Food God to vanquish all the nasty after effects of alcohol.
All holiday destinations that the British frequent abroad, are home to a myriad of pubs and bars that function for the soul purpose of making sure our lads and lasses can still get a top quality hangover cure when they're away from Blighty.
How do you think we built an empire?
Not by eating poncy croissants or nasty German sausage, that's for damn sure.
For Science!
