Entertaining sayings

[Rathen]

Ok so my buddy and I were at the bar the other night and as were discussing video games to buy over our drinks this young woman comes up to us and proceeds to chat up my friend. Now this woman is rather attractive and it seems odd to me that shes picked my friend for her nightly fun. Anyways after some time she leave but before getting his number, after she's long gone he turn's to me to me and says "I Think I just sold my soul to the Devil". I being the good friend and Canadian I am hand him a Toonie ($2 coin for those of you who arent Canadian) and reply "and twos your change".

I was wondering if anyone else had heard anything relativly funny like that, I thought it was bloody hilarious at the time. Could be wrong though...

 

[Pyre00]

I thought it was bloody hilarious at the time. Could be wrong though...

Yep.

 

[sky14kemea]

i remember hearing the end of one of my friends stories on the bus home a few days ago

"-it was awkward, i dont know how he could've gotten away from it"

so i just said "he could've foxtrotted away"

>_> its an in joke, so it seems less funny then it was XD

 

[Rathen]

I thought it was bloody hilarious at the time. Could be wrong though...

Yep.

Meh we had fun with it

 

[Skuffyshootster]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 stories says, "So far, so good".

 

[topsyturvy]

"What goes down must come up."

 

[darkless]

I dont know how funny it is my my granddad always ended long sentences with the phrase "Do you hear me looking at you" or when he was having a little rant he would say "I'll throw the house out the window".