Epic Fail

[Robby Foxfur]

Everyone has had and epic fail at one point of another so escapist what is your epic fail moment?

Mine has to be waking up just in time to miss an important test. yay fail alarm!

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I once walked into a pole, than got up, and walked into it again. I suck at walking.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Ive had a number of fails, but none of them epic. I would class it as epic when it was infront of a super large audience or completly retarded!

 

[arc101]

I got a skate board to the knackers trying a pop shove-it, rubbed my pride down, and did it again

 

[Amnestic]

My friend and I set me on fire with a six month old Christmas tree.

 

[GRoXERs]

Waking up late, going to a test, sitting down, and realizing that I know NOTHING about what is on the test.

...because it is a mech test, and I'm a bio major. Not only that, the test in that room is tomorrow rather than today, and I am in fact in the wrong class, taking the wrong test, and missing ANOTHER test that started at the same time that I AM supposed to be taking.

Fortunately, it was all a dream.

 

[SantoUno]

My friend and I set me on fire with a six month old Christmas tree.

Christmas tress can burn? I thought that was just a myth, oh well you found out the hard way.

As for me, one time in freshman year of high school me and some 3 people were screwing around, then we decided that it would be fun to "clear" some tennis nets. Little did I know that I was the only one who actually tried jumping over it, well you can guess how that went down. I became known among my class for "you're the guy who fell over the net! haha".

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I set me pants on fire once. Twas a fun day.

I read the second sentence as "Twice in one day." Which would've been even more epic.

OT: Hmm, not much I can think of, unless you count me dropping a lawn mower on my hand and slicing my finger open. I tend to not have epic fails.

 

[Bob the Average]

i'd have to say either getting talked onto a skate board and breaking my jaw or running groin first into a post. For the record the jaw hurt worse.

 

[MGlBlaze]

My friend and I set me on fire with a six month old Christmas tree.

Lighting up the Christmas tree, huh?

Ugh, I'm sorry, that was terrible.

I suppose my biggest epic fail would be walking along and walking right into, not a pole, but a big huge fucking steel girder/pillar. It was easily visible, too.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I cheated on a test and failed it.... six times.

I suck at math, even with hidden cheat notes.

 

[Kodlak]

Think your most epic fail could be not using the search bar

Mine is trying to run up walls while drunk.

 

[Floppertje]

getting lost on my way to a visiting night at a student flat I was invited to so I could maybe rent a room there. missed the right street by 10 meters.
Also, to keep things optimistic, how about posting your 'epic win-moments'? that'll be WAY more fun.
mine: waking up next to my girlfriend in a hostel in Berlin where we went on a school trip. I hadn't noticed she'd slipped into my bed the night before, so I woke up thinking: who are you and what are you doing in my bed?.
Any day that starts off like that has GOT to be epic, no matter what happens.

 

[thatstheguy]

I try to give a guy a punch on the shoulder just to get him away from me, and then end up sucker punching him in the face causing him to fall on the ground. I ran like hell.

 

[Richard Hannay]

I was out drinking with my friends and laughed so hard at something that I pitched my head forward. There were candles on the table and I lit my hair on fire. I put it out right away and with minimal fanfare, but still.

 

[RanD00M]

Me and a friend of mine were once playing around with a zippo lighter,then it fell on my shoe and it caught fire.The fail part is the fact that i don´t notice that my shoe was on fire until come 25 seconds later.

 

[wooty]

I was born, that was already a fail for me

 

[0p3rati0n]

I was renaming myself on W@W on my Wii. I accidentally pressed "2" and the Wii asked if I wanted to delete my account and without paying attention I say "yes." I deleted a 3ed prestiged account!!!!! All that hard work (and yes it was hard work! Try playing W@W on the Wii and not 360/PS3/PC it's not that easy when there are glitches everywhere)!!!

On a non-videogame note- I've put my hand in the driver of a VHS player and got my fingers stuck!!! But I was like 5.