Escape to the Movies: New Moon

[The Partisan]

God that bleeping is annoying. You previous vids were just fine without it.

Get rid of it, pronto.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

-snip-

Thank you for understanding where I am coming from as well.

See people? Not all arguments have to end with both parties attempting to kill each other.

Why can we be friends? why can't we be friends?
or wait wait
All we are saaaaaying, is give peace a chance... all we are saaaaaaying, is give peace a chaaaaaaance!

As much as I hate Twilight very much, I honestly feel sorry for Robert Pattinson for all the shit he has to deal with from his "fans."

It was overblown. I watched the first one, didn't like it, so I won't keep saying the rest of it is shit, because I haven't read the rest of the books.

But I'll say Robert does have potential in future works.

 

[laura3lizab3th]

I feel bad you had to watch this. How you coped i don't know. The books are terrible, the movies equally as terrible. Its nice to see someone who actually tells it like it is.

Good review *thumbs up*

 

[vacerious]

Holly hell, what an awesome review! I nearly cried from laughing so hard! Though I do feel for Moviebob, having to read through all of the books AND watch the movie with all of the screaming fangirls constantly making a ruckus.

 

[shadowstriker86]

theres only 3 types of people that willingly go to see these movies (critics excluded because they dont go willingly) teenage girls, middle aged women and gay guys

And masochists. Don't forget masochists.

Good video, and all that, been said over the last five pages. But I must concur: the bleeping. At the very least, tone the level down a bit. When the beeps are causing my headphones to crackle, they're peaking way beyond where they should be. Even a quick audio drop out would be better, and much less flow breaking.

ya the beeping is irratating, get rid of it please. Oh ya i also forgot, vampires are pedophiles, they're hundreds of years old going after underage teens, suck on that twilight fans!

 

[Drakmeire]

I'm sorry I had to comment before I watched the video. I think this will end badly.

 

[ScarletAssasin]

Thank you Bob, sucks though because my entire family likes twilight except me, and are forcing me to watch new moon after thanksgiving T_T.

 

[Stabby Joe]

I live with a girl who worships this sh*t and being the colossal cynical git I am not a day goes by I don't rip on it...

...but its really asking for it!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Wow that was... concise. Thanks MovieBob. I already had a feeling this sucks, but that just proved it. Although I cannot identify with the motivation of wanting to hook-up with Bella, maybe it's because I prefer girls that have more depth to them then a sheet of cardboard.

 

[nashty13]

Awesome two reviews in one week and both hilarious, though where did the video for The Road go? Couldn't stop laughing after 1:20 for New Moon vid.

 

[Grampy_bone]

What's with the bleeping Bob?

Anyway, I still think Twilight is going to become like another critically panned yet far-more-popular-than-it-deserves movie franchise which completely dominated cinema and TV for twenty years.

I am referring of course to Star Wars.

Informing Star Wars fans that their beloved franchise was loathed and hated by the critics of its day tends to upset them. They have re-envisioned history as if the movies were always considered good.

You can already see this happening with Twilight. The proliferation of vampire fiction is just the start. Years from now Twilight fans will hail the movies/books as if they were always considered literary masterpieces. Expect raging twilight fanboy/fangirls, stupid cosplay conventions, spinoffs, franchise competition, etc.

Those of us who think Twilight is garbage and should die and be forgotten? We are the minority. Don't forget that.

 

[jboking]

Spoiler: i believe this xkcd comic embodies your feelings

somehow, XKCD always understands.

 

[Dommyboy]

OH MY GOD! FINALLY! Someone other than myself gets that twilight is crap. I've read the books too, entire waste of time. I will never get back those wasted hours. Anyway, so glad to finally see someone who isn't cooing "twilight is the greatest thing" over and over. I just hope they paid you well to sit though that terrible movie. Kudos ^-^.

Where the fuck have you been?

Most males despise Twilight and I know many girls that hate it. The majority of the Escapist community hates it too.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Im doing my best to stop my girlfriend from seeing this but im running out of options. It ethical to chain your girlfriend up outside of the bedroom?

No. Only inside.

 

[Sacman]

my partner for a history presentation skipped school to go see this shit...

 

[MB202]

Fawful, FTW!

Also, I agree, Twilight sucks.

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

whats with all the bleeping? because its twlight? IE aimed at tweens?

 

[Punisher A.J.]

To quote MovieBob... don't watch this show unless your a "F@#%ing idiot"...

 

[pearcinator]

Ever since watching your review of 2012, I watched all your others and I have come to the conclusion that YOU ARE THE ONLY MOVIE CRITIC THAT I CAN BELIEVE.

Everything you say is honest to god truth! e.g. Transformers 2 (and 1) sucks balls!, Megan Fox is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated (gimme Emma Watson any day!), 2012 was fucking awesome! (that 1st action scene is the best thing ever), Twilight is a bunch of bullshit.

All of these points plus every other point you make I agree with. From here on in, if im thinkinig about seeing a movie and you have reviewed it I will turn to you for my decision.

 

[persona J]

amen! bob, amen