Bob's entire job is to deconstruct films. He's been doing that on this website alone for about 4 years. If you think he can't spot a work bereft of any artistic integrity when he sees it, you must think very little of him.l3o2828 said:No Bob. He's not saying he hates humanity or anything. He's just a bad director and film maker.
STOP.TRYING.TO.SEE.THINGS.WHERE.THERE.IS.NONE.
Coming in some unknown time - but except that Bay is most likely directing it, the only thing known is that NONE of the human cast is coming back.The Gentleman said:Wait... there's a Transformers 4 I need to avoid now?
I dunno. It seems like lately Bob has been going deeper and deeper into movies, intent on teasing out anything that indicates hidden motive or artistic flair, then building the review around it. In this one especially, he seems to be reaching for something that isn't really there, but something he thinks he can see the impression of, and is willing to stretch that until it breaks.CWestfall said:Bob's entire job is to deconstruct films. He's been doing that on this website alone for about 4 years. If you think he can't spot a work bereft of any artistic integrity when he sees it, you must think very little of him.l3o2828 said:No Bob. He's not saying he hates humanity or anything. He's just a bad director and film maker.
STOP.TRYING.TO.SEE.THINGS.WHERE.THERE.IS.NONE.
Stay tuned next week, when Jim Sterling totally makes out with EA and Activision.Jman1236 said:Okay first Yahtzee like a nintendo game and now bob liking a michel bay film....DEAR GOD IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD!
This could be explained by saying "Even a broken clock is right twice a day." Except that Micahel Bay probably isn't smart enough to read anything but digital clocks, so that analogy probably doesn't work.Hitchmeister said:Movie Bob has an existential crisis. Thinks a Michael Bay movie didn't suck and struggles to explain how such a thing could happen.