Escape to the Movies: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
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This film was one step forward and two back.
For everything I liked there was so much more for me to moan and groan about.
But hey Shockwave looked like Shockwave.
Editum: Movie was still a rather big pile of arse make no mistake of my opinion, this franchise could be so much more if they gave to someone WHO CARED FOR THE FRANCHISE.
I.E. War for Cybertron, the game is average, run of the mill, functional but i don't care because they gave it so much character and little nods to the 80's series demonstrating the fact they cared even if the game wasn't all that great.
For everything I liked there was so much more for me to moan and groan about.
But hey Shockwave looked like Shockwave.
Editum: Movie was still a rather big pile of arse make no mistake of my opinion, this franchise could be so much more if they gave to someone WHO CARED FOR THE FRANCHISE.
I.E. War for Cybertron, the game is average, run of the mill, functional but i don't care because they gave it so much character and little nods to the 80's series demonstrating the fact they cared even if the game wasn't all that great.
well, let's see if this thread breaks the record set by the Expendables.
Also, did you cry a bit when Ehren Kruger (yeah, the guy who brought us Scream 3 and Skids and Mudflap) raped one of the most iconic Star Trek lines EVER? The only thing worse than that is Bay constantly exploiting imagery of the WTC incident and even the fucking Challenger explosion. Fuck you, Bay, I hope you get raped by hobos.
This entire YEAR has been terrible for movies. Like Travers over at Rollingstone said, if we had the Oscars right now it would be a disaster. It's like a reverse version of 1982; there's a lot of product being shown at theaters, but it's ALL CRAP (except for X-Men: First Class)
Also, did you cry a bit when Ehren Kruger (yeah, the guy who brought us Scream 3 and Skids and Mudflap) raped one of the most iconic Star Trek lines EVER? The only thing worse than that is Bay constantly exploiting imagery of the WTC incident and even the fucking Challenger explosion. Fuck you, Bay, I hope you get raped by hobos.
This entire YEAR has been terrible for movies. Like Travers over at Rollingstone said, if we had the Oscars right now it would be a disaster. It's like a reverse version of 1982; there's a lot of product being shown at theaters, but it's ALL CRAP (except for X-Men: First Class)
I like Transformers. AND YES. EVEN THE BAYSPLOSIONS. And I like Shia, too.
WHY SHOULD I NOT VOTE AND DRIVE BOB?
WHY SHOULD I NOT VOTE AND DRIVE BOB?
Still I like how DOtM is angry at how NASA's funding gets cut like you are and to be honest I kind of saw the Sam-feels-useless plotline as Bay's feeling of being smacked around for doing something he admitted to not feeling up to.
But to be honest I like the Transformers trilogy as I leave the cinema but, like Clash of the Titans, my opinion gets lower as I wait longer.
But to be honest I like the Transformers trilogy as I leave the cinema but, like Clash of the Titans, my opinion gets lower as I wait longer.
Actually in the Dark Knight it's vice versa which was nice. But the Police (National Guard? SWAT?) takes the back seat in the 3rd Arc and lets Batman take the reigns but I see what your getting at.
This is the only Transformers I'll not see in theater. Thank you Bob. I'll just pick up G.I. Joe instead. Not to say that I was meaning to see this anyway. I wasn't. I have been meaning to see G.I. Joe however so I better get on it.
This is the only Transformers I'll not see in theater. Thank you Bob. I'll just pick up G.I. Joe instead. Not to say that I was meaning to see this anyway. I wasn't. I have been meaning to see G.I. Joe however so I better get on it.
So, people who like movies you don't shouldn't be allowed to vote? Wow. That's almost as bad as saying people who enjoy certain kinds of hip hop are a good reason for legalized abortion.
I didn't think it was possible to have this much bile for people who share different tastes than your own.
I didn't think it was possible to have this much bile for people who share different tastes than your own.
just want to point out before i watch that it was actually advertised as i pressed play... im not sure if thats going to be too good an idea for it. well done escapist.
but the real question is, is this as good as transformers: the movie?
and is transformers ruined FOREVER?
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ruined_FOREVER
and is transformers ruined FOREVER?
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ruined_FOREVER
I've had my disagreements with Bob in the past. I definitely don't agree with him on Cars.
But his voice during the last half...
I'm feeling sorry for him.
*manly hug* It's over Bob. There won't be another one. It's over now.
[sub]Please God, let it be over[/sub]
But his voice during the last half...
I'm feeling sorry for him.
*manly hug* It's over Bob. There won't be another one. It's over now.
[sub]Please God, let it be over[/sub]
I am reminded of Bill Hicks's bit-- "People say, 'Don?t be hard on the New Kids [on the Block], Bill. They?re good kids. They?re role models.' When did banality and mediocrity become good examples for your children? They are demons sent to the earth to LOWER THE STANDARD."
And so it goes.
And so it goes.
oh bob, you should have known everyone already decided if they were going to watch this movie the moment it was announced. You could have just as easily categorized this under the "making a review is expected but not required" category.
although that plot does sound really bad...
although that plot does sound really bad...
Well... at least they did replace Megan Fox with an actual good looking actress. I mean, i'm still not going to see the movie but... hey, no Megan Fox, it's certainly a pretty big plus.
