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Cherry Cola

Your daddy, your Rock'n'Rolla
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[HEADING=1]I AM BACK![/HEADING]

Man it feels good to be able to post again. It fucking sucks being banned, I'll tell you that!

Worst thing is that people wont stop fucking PM'ing me! I can't answer you, stop teasing!

So now that you know of our little conspiracy that we have been planning for all this time, perhaps you would be glad to know that I have gathered together all the ban-posts I could find so you could have some lulz over all of this.













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Don't be afraid to tell me if I have missed one.

There, now you?ve had your lulz. We are all officialy even!

? Until next year.

There was also an edit to the Escapist's wikipedia article detailing the events.


And let's not forget that PimpPeter2 has written an elaborate explanation as to what happened. It's not as good as mine though.

"Like all good ideas, the idea for the bannings came to me while I was in the bathroom. In the shower, to be specific. That's right, I think of you guys when I shower. You're cool with that, right?

We had developed two ideas, one was to get almost everyone we could to do a full force avatar switcharoo. However, this was a pretty big task, and it kinda lacked oomf.

The next idea we worked out in the Wordsmiths group was the bannings. The original list composed of:

Pimppeter2
Neonbob
Portal Maniac
Fat Man Spoon
Hubilub
IdealistCommi
Sassafrass
Ren3004
TheNumber1Zero
Furburt

It took a while to get the list down pat, because some people were afraid of joining in on the festivities. When we finally did reach a stalemate, I got in contact with Kuliani again and I left it up for him to decide whether or not the bans should be funny or not.

And thank god he went with funny. The bans were a riot, and he even went on to ban people that I thought we could never get to agree to it. So I'd like to thank him, for making it such a fun day for us all.

Now, if you didn't get banned, don't feel left out. There are three explanations to why you were left out.

1- Simply, the list would have been to big, we couldn't include everyone without other people feeling even more left out.

2 - You don't spend enough time around me. Seriously, whats wrong with you?

3 - I don't like you.

So thanks to everyone for making the day such a memorable one. And next year we'l hopefully get you guys with something better!"


NOW, tell me your reaction to all this stuff that went down the first of April! Did you believe it, if even for a second? Did you laugh at it? Was it dumb?[footnote]Of course it wasn't[/footnote] Did you contemplate suicide after learning that I wouldn't be able to post for one full day?

BOOST MY EGO AND BUMP MY THREAD NAO!

Be honest and write constructive comments[footnote]You don't have to, nobody likes constructive comments anyway.[/footnote]
 

Vohn_exel

Residential Idiot
Oct 24, 2008
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You look like one of my supervisors up at work, only with long blond hair. It's really surreal.
 

Cherry Cola

Your daddy, your Rock'n'Rolla
Jun 26, 2009
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MurderousToaster said:
What on earth is that beeping noise? Sounds like your house is about to get blown up or something.
I had set a bomb below my computer so I could film myself making a dramatic exit through the window while it exploded. Sadly, the camera stopped working before that.

Another explanation is that my webcam sucks ass.
Vohn_exel said:
You look like one of my supervisors up at work, only with long blond hair. It's really surreal.
What the.... What are you doing here? As your supervisor, I demand you get back to work!

Do it NAO!
 

Katherine Kerensky

Why, or Why Not?
Mar 27, 2009
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Hubilub said:
-snip-
Don't be afraid to tell me if I have missed one.
You missed one.
Oh, am I meant to say more?
Well, at least I know the truth behind why I got gunned-down by Kuliani >.>
And I had no idea your voice was so... mesmerising...
 

Cherry Cola

Your daddy, your Rock'n'Rolla
Jun 26, 2009
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Greyfox105 said:
Hubilub said:
-snip-
Don't be afraid to tell me if I have missed one.
You missed one.
Oh, am I meant to say more?
Well, at least I know the truth behind why I got gunned-down by Kuliani >.>
And I had no idea your voice was so... mesmerising...
You could help by telling me who I missed.

Now please
 

Cherry Cola

Your daddy, your Rock'n'Rolla
Jun 26, 2009
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IdealistCommi said:
Someone edited the Escapist Wikipedia page to include these bannings as a part of the Escapist history

We must know who it is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Escapist_%28magazine%29#Recent_shocks

Who could it have been?

Probably someone who likes me very much
 

Sevre

Old Hands
Apr 6, 2009
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Got the entire list here Hub!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/April-Fool-s-10-Kuliani-s-Wrath
 

ProfessorLayton

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Nov 6, 2008
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I actually fell for it because I only saw yours. It seemed pretty reasonable. Plus I only skimmed the reason for being banned. But it tricked me for a while, so congratulations I guess.
 

Sleekgiant

Redlin5 made my title :c
Jan 21, 2010
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Hub how could you forget Greyfox, and too bad you couldn't get more serious reasons for the bans, it would've been better(also someone spoiled it in Twitter).
 

Meggiepants

Not a pigeon roost
Jan 19, 2010
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Awww! You're back.

Too bad you missed the thread contest where they were giving away a lifetime supply of donuts to whoever posted first.

Twas funny. I enjoyed the reasons Kuliani came up with for banning you all.
 

Jack and Calumon

Digimon are cool.
Dec 29, 2008
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Onyx Oblivion said:
WHY DIDN'T I GET BANNED?!
Because you weren't as offensive as them, or made something that could have been interpretted backwards.

Okay, so you probably did, as you frequently do, on purpose, but the point is...

Calumon: I wanna be Banned, I wanna be Banned, I wanna be Banned!
 

Sevre

Old Hands
Apr 6, 2009
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IdealistCommi said:
Sevre90210 said:
Got the entire list here Hub!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/April-Fool-s-10-Kuliani-s-Wrath
Oooh! This will be an awesome group! Invite pl0x
Got your invite in the mail.

We need a nonsensical avatar, any suggestions?
 

Katherine Kerensky

Why, or Why Not?
Mar 27, 2009
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Hubilub said:
-snip-
You could help by telling me who I missed.

Now please
Well, you've got the list, now you need to find the posts.
I'll help by giving you mine [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.174412-The-Hugging-Game?page=178#5566249].