Escapists, Assemble!

[shadowstriker86]

(Yes i know these kind of topics have been done to death, but they're fun!)

So i just read the topic about urinal bowl (uwe boll) making another movie, and i thought to myself "oh if only i were a superhero, his ass would be serving lunch meat at a middle school in Mississippi", i'd be known as Blackhawk, with super speed and strength, fighting crime, bringing air conditioning to the middle east to finally ensure peace there and stopping hollywood from making crap movies. What about you, fellow heroes/rogues/villains?

 

[Sacman]

I'd get super strength than I would go back to working at Borders...<.<

 

[grimsprice]

assuming i understand the point of this thread correctly, i would be...

Hero!

....maybe.... "Grim"

Invisibility, and a 50 caliber sniper rifle. I would remove the heads of criminals point blank range.

 

[Blind Sight]

Isn't attacking someone because they make shitty movies more of a villain thing?

No idea what name I'd go for, but quantum memory would be nice. I'd definitely go villain, and probably attack you shadowstriker86, just so I could make a lot of 'Black hawk down' puns when I beat you haha.

 

[unicron44]

I'd call myself Nature and have the powers of Vinesaur from Pokemon and use the vine whip move like Spider-Man, shoot razor leaves from my fingers and use solar beams from my hand like someone from Dragonball Z. I'd also be an anti-hero. Be a good guy and do good thing, but in a dickish way.

P.S. I liked Postal. It was pretty funny.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Waffles the Terrible. With the power of rabid bunny mind control.

I use Waffles for any villain character of mine, and would definitely be my villain name.

 

[Nikolaz72]

Ehm.. I dont understand how it can be "that bad" there will always be worse out there than what he makes.

I wish i had the power to understand every point people are trying to get across with actions/threads/typing/talking without having to resort to asking.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Hero

Powers, super speed, super strength and the abillity to fully control water, ice and steam.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

As a villain, I'd be Melvin and use hugs of doom!

 

[guntotingtomcat]

Introducing "Dr Utility", a mad, detached physicist who seeks to destroy the world to bring an end to pain and suffering, which he views as the prevalent state of mankind. Anyone who stands in his way only serve to selfishly prolong the earth's misery and are ruthlessly removed.
Not what I would do, but I think it's a semi cool idea.
Probs been done about a million times, though.

I guess super martial arts skill, used would beat up douche bags Myagi style.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

As a villain, I'd be Melvin and use hugs of doom!

Outstanding reference.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would have the power of Dues ex Machina. Whenever I'm totally screwed, the universe itself saves me ass.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

As a villain, I'd be Melvin and use hugs of doom!

Outstanding reference.

Thank you. lol

 

[RatRace123]

I would be a villain, and my name would be
DOCTOR DIABOLICAL! (dun dun duuuuuun.)
And my power is... having a PHD... IN EVIL!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

[Eumersian]

I would be known as AW 176-z (pronounced "zed" as opposed to "zee", no I am in fact from America)

I would be like Iron Man, but rather fused with a robot suit as opposed to just having one. Also, I would be Harvard or Yale educated as opposed to MIT educated (or maybe Oxford). I would be fricken genius, and have robot legs with jets on them. Hydraulic power arms too, but a free face, so I could still play trombone. Each of my arms would have retractable guns of various types. Be they rocket launchers, machine guns, accurate long-range guns, etc. I know it's uninspired, but it would be fun.

 

[Zarthek]

assuming i understand the point of this thread correctly, i would be...

Hero!

....maybe.... "Grim"

Invisibility, and a 50 caliber sniper rifle. I would remove the heads of criminals point blank range.

Pfffft.... 50 cal is for amateurs, the professionals come in when the shots explode on contact!

OT: This but with a C-10 ghost rifle... and a few nuke silo's hidden here and there... and Stun grenades... Hell just combine Batman and a ghost from Starcraft and you'll have what i'm getting at.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I am not sure I'd want to have super-powers.

Then everyone thinks you should be the one to do something about whatever evil eventually pops up. I can't have people close to me. They die. It seems like a lot of pressure.

And if I were the villain, I'd eventually get my ass kicked, and get thrown into jail. Or, I'd die.

It's a never ending cycle with those people!

Doesn't sound fun. >_>

 

[2fish]

Multiple personality man! He is here to battle all evil doers, or review movies, or maybe steal our women, or just perhaps buzz peoples houses.

I would want to be super strong, be able to fly, turn invisible, and the ability to change my clothes with just a thought.