Euphoria Fedoria!

[PsychicTaco115]

Just to be clear, I?m not a professional 'quote maker'. I?m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god?s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.'

Eh?

OT: Post euphoria and fedoras and shit

 

[duwenbasden]

I am feeling quite euphoric right now, after 5 cups of coffee and tea, and running on 6 hours of sleep.

 

[GrumbleGrump]

I am feeling quite euphoric right now, after 5 cups of coffee and tea, and running on 6 hours of sleep.

Very weak. 2 hours of sleep, a liter of stronk soviet coffee.

 

[Phasmal]

A guy tipped his fedora at me in the street the other day.

I'm still not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that. >.>

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Hazama approves of this thread.

Been meaning to play some BlazBlue actually... If anyone needs me, I'll be playing as Squirrel Girl to fight against a black blob monster full of bugs.

 

[Neverhoodian]

Not sure if OP is serious or in his "Taco News" persona. Curse you, Poe's Law!

Regardless of how you feel about religious institutions, stealing from them is not cool. Common sense, people.

Also, a pox on "euphoric" hipsters for soiling the reputation of fedoras and trillbies. Makes me wish Humphrey Bogart could rise from the grave and kick those jackanapes upside the head.

 

[Pinkamena]

Does ones sensation of euphoria scale linearly with the amount of fedoras one is wearing? If so, can you reach nirvana by simply wearing a tower of fedoras?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

 

[freaper]

A guy tipped his fedora at me in the street the other day.

I'm still not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that. >.>

The procedure changes depending on his state of facial pubes hair; if he is clean-shaven, you throw your panties at him, if he's not, you throw your feet at him instead, with the rest of your body behind them.

Or better yet, tip your invisible hat in response!

Captcha: two cents worth

Pretty much.

 

[Idsertian]

Does ones sensation of euphoria scale linearly with the amount of fedoras one is wearing? If so, can you reach nirvana by simply wearing a tower of fedoras?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

It is already well known that one can reach nirvana with a towering pillar of hat, fedora optional.

Spoiler

OT: Fedora? Why certainly!

Spoiler: Fancy!

I am euphoric because joke making. Amidoinitrite?

 

[Phasmal]

A guy tipped his fedora at me in the street the other day.

I'm still not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that. >.>

The procedure changes depending on his state of facial pubes hair; if he is clean-shaven, you throw your panties at him, if he's not, you throw your feet at him instead, with the rest of your body behind them.

Or better yet, tip your invisible hat in response!

Captcha: two cents worth

Pretty much.

I think he had a goatee, I can't really remember. He just sort of did it as I was walking past him on the street. It was a little odd. One of those things that happens and you don't have time to react to it.

There's also another guy who I've seen in my city who wears a sequinned fedora. So that's... something.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

In this moment, I am befuddled. Not because of any friendzoning. But because of the euphoria gently tickling my butthole.

 

[Savryc]

A guy tipped his fedora at me in the street the other day.

I'm still not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that. >.>

Did he M'lady? It's pretty serious if he M'ladied.

Like.

Emptying the bins on a chilly day serious.

 

[Lieju]

Spoiler: my accessory gives my fedora +3 euphory

Her name is Cinnamon.

EDIT: Update, she stole my fedora after friendzoning me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

EDIT: Update, she stole my fedora after friendzoning me.

I'm waiting to see your blog post about it! I hate backstabbing snakes who pretend to love you.

She totally just wanted your money bro.

 

[Vault101]

[b/]Vault101's guide to wearing a fedora/trilby[/b]

1. are you inspector Frost from the TV show "a touch of frost"

2. if yes wear fedora/trilby

3. if not DO NOT wear fedora/trilby

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

To wear a fedora it must first be cleansed and blessed.

Bless it by taking it to Harrison Ford, without angering him or causing the Millenium Falcon to fail thereby having him proclaim "Its not my fault!" If you complete this task then your fedora will be blessed by the current reigning fedora wearing king.

To cleanse it one must bathe it in the tears of religious protest groups, cause matters not. Tears must be real and not crocodile nature, and will cleanse the fedora of any filth accrued.

Take these steps to properly wear a fedora and you shall be assured blessed euphoria.

Or don't and take the chance the devil is real and will get you.

Its your choice, and the choice of a new generation.


Captcha: Crocodile tears. Lord Inglip knows whats up, do you? DO YOU?!?!?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

A guy tipped his fedora at me in the street the other day.

I'm still not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that. >.>

Maybe you were supposed to feel euphoric? I dunno the rules on that.

[b/]Vault101's guide to wearing a fedora/trilby[/b]

1. are you inspector Frost from the TV show "a touch of frost"

2. if yes wear fedora/trilby

3. if not DO NOT wear fedora/trilby

Yahtzee wears a trilby. [http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_super/2/20011/2163370-croshaw.jpg] Your argument is invalid.

 

[cleric of the order]

Just to be clear, I?m not a professional 'quote maker'. I?m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god?s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.'

Eh?

OT: Post euphoria and fedoras and shit

Did i just walk back into halfchan what the heck is going on here man?

 

[Skatologist]

Spoiler: *tips

Spoiler: fedora!

And the ladies just bust down the doors!​

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

The thing that makes me most curious about this is not the guy wearing a fedora, or any of that childish rubbish, but that it seems that stealing from a church is somehow worse than anywhere else, or as they put it, "outrageous". I don't see why a church's money is more significant if stolen than money out of anyone's wallet or purse.