Ever been shit in public?

[-Orgasmatron-]

Just played a gig at the top underground venue in the city, lot of mates and family there, couldn't here myself for shit for 15 minutes and it was probaly the worst gig I'll ever play. Really fucked off.

So, you guys tell me about how you have sucked ass and it might draw me away from eating rat poison.

 

[Deathkingo]

Everyone makes mistakes. From past experiences, I can tell you that a battle axe has a tendency of clearing them right up, though.

 

[FinalHeart95]

My first gig was horrible. We have very cheap equipment, and the mic got all distorted, as well as our singer being entirely unheard for a song.

First gigs always suck. A golden rule.

 

[Galletea]

Well at school I was kind of forced into playing the flute at a prize giving event. I wasn't feeling too great and my flute was somewhat fucked up, so I didn't exactly cover myself in glory. Not the worst I've ever performed, but being the only performance of the night it was rather embarrassing to say the least.

 

[Jadak]

I try not to perform in public at things I suck at.

- I do not perform in public.

 

[madcap2112]

We played a show at some rich prick's house among a bunch of other bands. We went on after some crappy rap duo that played over their time limit and our set was cut short. They kept cutting it buy a few minutes as we played on until they cut us off after about twenty minutes of playing. Not to mention the sound sucked.

 

[Fudgo]

First gigs always suck. A golden rule.

Thanks for that. Because I have my first gig ever in 2 days as part of my college course, and our singer is shite.

 

[USSR]

I misread the title..

 

[FranzTyphid]

i thought the title said "ever had a shit in public"
i was ready to give an answer

 

[Vimbert]

I misread the title..

As did I.

OT: A few times, back in my drummer days.

 

[Rooster893]

I play guitar, and I fuck up all the time. So you just act like they never happened and move along.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Once forgot to turn on the amplifier. I was a bit embarrassed.

 

[Starnerf]

I misread the title..

As did I.

OT: A few times, back in my drummer days.

Looks like Haruhi misread it, too.

 

[Simalacrum]

well, I usually fail a trick or two when performing in public... but I'm good at picking up where I left off.

 

[Trivun]

Everyone makes mistakes. From past experiences, I can tell you that a battle axe has a tendency of clearing them right up, though.

Hmmmmm, I tend to go more for the oversized kitchen knife. It's easy to tuck into a belt, much less bother to carry around, and when I'm in an especially sadistic mood then I can cut the organs out [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.160850#4085925] with no fuss. An axe just doesn't let you do that...

Okay, shameless self-promotion aside, I can't really say I've been shit at something in public. Though I haven't really had the chance to, to be honest. I did do public speaking and presentations and stuff at my old school and I've never been much of a public speaker though, albeit I did manage to develope really good skills at bullshitting with a few brief statements then passing it on to the next person quite quickly...

 

[Haunted Serenity]

I blew the circut system and fried 3 amps and all the fuses when i was running sound for a band. They were good, i just messed the whole thing up.

 

[Irridium]

I didn't preform, but I went to one first gig where the band forgot to plug in the microphone.

I misread the title..

As did I.

OT: A few times, back in my drummer days.

Looks like Haruhi misread it, too.

I misread as well...

 

[Vimbert]

I misread the title..

As did I.

OT: A few times, back in my drummer days.

Looks like Haruhi misread it, too.

Ha! My avatar was topical for once. YES.

 

[FinalHeart95]

First gigs always suck. A golden rule.

Thanks for that. Because I have my first gig ever in 2 days as part of my college course, and our singer is shite.

Well, you can only get better. A first gig is a good indication of what you need to work on, and it's usually a lot. Unless you have a particularly good band.