Everything I learned in life I learned from.....

[Blow_Pop]

I want to do a Portal poster with that theme. Still working out how it will look but I need help. I want at least 25 things you can "learn" from portal. This is what I have so far.

There is no cake. Even when the computer insists, the cake is a lie.
When you're friends are no longer useful make sure to incinerate them and use proper disposal containers.
Warning, eggs will shoot on sight.
If you tip over an egg, it will forgive you.
And remember: If at first you don't succeed, you die
If the floor is brownish green it will most certainly kill you.
A portal can help save your life if placed in the correct place.

Any suggestions? or advice? I know I need to finish the game and restart it too, I wanna get some of the warnings from the game on this list. Would anyone want one after it was finished? hypothetically speaking of course.

 

[SharPhoe]

Hmmm... sorry, can't help you. For one thing, I haven't played the game (yet), so I don't know enough about it to contribute. For another, it's late here and I can't even think straight right now.

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.'

 

[deletemeplease107]

The box with a heart is your friend

 

[Beltom]

The aperture science high energy sphere may cause permanent disabilities, such as vapourisation.

 

[Blow_Pop]

The aperture science high energy sphere may cause permanent disabilities, such as vapourisation.

i like that one...a lot

 

[iain62a]

Hmmm... sorry, can't help you. For one thing, I haven't played the game (yet), so I don't know enough about it to contribute. For another, it's late here and I can't even think straight right now.

That might just be the most pointless post I've ever seen.
I suspect post-whoring.
If somebody tells you that something is impossible, then they're just testing you.
I was kidding about the post-whoring bit. No offense meant

 

[Rascarin]

Surveillance cameras may be vital to your success. Do not destroy vital testing apparatus.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

When the floor here will kill you, try to avoid it.

 

[Erana]

My dog hates when I play video games.

 

[Kajt]

That the next test is impossible. Do not attempt it.
That you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem fond.

 

[goatzilla8463]

androids are suckers???

 

[CNKFan]

Don't forget the Arperture Corporation Bring Your Daughter to work day is a grate time to perform tests on her. Or something to that effect. The point is that it is funny.

 

[Nmil-ek]

There are many trials in life, but for the cake we shall prevail.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

 

[Blow_Pop]

You guys are amazing! and once again if anyone possibly wants one, let me know. I am still working on it but once I have my general idea done, when I get time off from work to work on it, I will post the photo and you guys can let me know what you think.

 

[Blow_Pop]

My list so far. Still taking suggestions.
There is no cake. Even when the computer insists, the cake is a lie.
When you're friends are no longer useful make sure to incinerate them and use proper disposal containers.
Warning, eggs will shoot on sight.
If you tip over an egg, it will forgive you.
And remember: If at first you don't succeed, you die.
If the floor is brownish green it will most certainly kill you.
A portal can help save your life if placed in the correct place.
The aperture science high energy sphere may cause permanent disabilities, such as vaporization.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
The box with a heart is your friend.
If somebody tells you that something is impossible, then they're just testing you.
Surveillance cameras may be vital to your success. Do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
When the floor here will kill you, try to avoid it.
The next test is impossible. Do not attempt it.
You can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem fund.
Don't forget the Aperature Corporation Bring Your Daughter to work day is a great time to perform tests on her.
There are many trials in life, but for the cake we shall prevail.
At the enrichment center, we believe that if at first you don't succeed you fail.

EDIT:
Grief counseling and cake will be available at the end of the testing period.
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless.
The weighted companion cube would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

I'm still looking for ideas......and appreciate any and all input.

 

[Neonbob]

For the cheaters in life:
If at first you don't succeed, ~tcl

 

[Zombie_Fish]

This room is impossible.

For the cheaters in life:
If at first you don't succeed, ~tcl

That's a good one. You've gone wordsmith now Neon?

 

[Blow_Pop]

This room is impossible.

For the cheaters in life:
If at first you don't succeed, ~tcl

That's a good one. You've gone wordsmith now Neon?

yeah only for me though
cause i'm special

 

[Neonbob]

This room is impossible.

For the cheaters in life:
If at first you don't succeed, ~tcl

That's a good one. You've gone wordsmith now Neon?

Why thank you!
And yep...a late night saw to that...x_X