Fair warning - Serious question about an immature topic

[TheMatt]

Challenge city, population you!

So, the other day me and my buddies were inebriated and one of them asked me if I had ever managed to take a number 2, without taking a number 1. I have been trying intermittently over the past week and I have come to the conclusion it is impossible. If you can do it, you are superhuman and I bow to you. Pls post results - NO pictures or video evidence needed.

To all you idiots who are about to post - "This is dumb" "omg who cares" "you suck you loser" etc.. blow me, I KNOW this is dumb, immature and unimportant. Yet, I wonder....

Yes... Yes, I wonder...

 

[Trivun]

I think it might be possible, but I'm not sure. I know I've never managed it before. Maybe it you went for a Number 1 first and then returned seperately afterwards for a Number 2?

Oh, and please, people, don't flame the OP, I don't see anything wrong with this topic so I'm going to support him, even if he gets called TROLL!!!11 and whatever.

 

[TheMatt]

I think it might be possible, but I'm not sure. I know I've never managed it before. Maybe it you went for a Number 1 first and then returned seperately afterwards for a Number 2?

Oh, and please, people, don't flame the OP, I don't see anything wrong with this topic so I'm going to support him, even if he gets called TROLL!!!11 and whatever.

Am I really being a troll? I did not mean to imply that everyone was an idiot, just those who feel it is important to say stupid and useless crap as listed above.

"I would never do it, so I don;t care." Well thanks for posting dumbass.. Behaviour like this drives me insane.

In any event, if that seemed aggressive or troll like, my apologies...

and no dude, that sooo does not count. You have to 2, without going 1... clean yourself and leave and don;t come back for at least a while.

It's the spirit of the thing you know?

 

[Inverse Skies]

It's also impossible to sneeze with your eyes open... but I'm sorry I don't feel like exploring this topic. I'll leave now.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Err...

I don't generally take a record of what happens whenever I need to go, but I think I haven't done 2 without 1.

 

[Trivun]

I think it might be possible, but I'm not sure. I know I've never managed it before. Maybe it you went for a Number 1 first and then returned seperately afterwards for a Number 2?

Oh, and please, people, don't flame the OP, I don't see anything wrong with this topic so I'm going to support him, even if he gets called TROLL!!!11 and whatever.

Am I really being a troll? I did not mean to imply that everyone was an idiot, just those who feel it is important to say stupid and useless crap as listed above.

"I would never do it, so I don;t care." Well thanks for posting dumbass.. Behaviour like this drives me insane.

In any event, if that seemed aggressive or troll like, my apologies...

and no dude, that sooo does not count. You have to 2, without going 1... clean yourself and leave and don;t come back for at least a while.

It's the spirit of the thing you know?

Oh, okay then, in which case I have no idea if it's possible.

And I wasn't saying you're a troll, I just know that sooner or later people will call you a troll (because believe me, threads like this always end up with that happening, it happens to nearly every sex or bathroom thread ever on this site), so I just wanted to dissuade people from it beforehand.

 

[bigdaddy95]

We are talking about the privvy right?

 

[Baby Tea]

Nope. Always 1 with 2.
Slightly related, my wife was told my a college professor that you cannot drink while taking a number 1.
I have since proven that wrong.

 

[crudus]

I have done it. Now I will deny all knowledge of ever posting here.

 

[ae86gamer]

Um.. I don't think many people are going to respond to this thread and share any details with you.. I know I won't. :/

OT: I'm sure that some people have done it.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I've had this conversation before as well. It is, in fact, impossible. Unless you cheat separate your bathroom visits, but really, who does that?

 

[RyQ_TMC]

I think it might be possible, but I'm not sure. I know I've never managed it before. Maybe it you went for a Number 1 first and then returned seperately afterwards for a Number 2?

I guess that guy nailed it. I managed to do it a few times exactly that way (OK, not that I was trying to...) - do a number 1, then a few minutes later realize a 2 oncoming and go back...

Although if you wait more than a few minutes, there will be a tiny number 1 as well, so there are limits.

 

[orangebandguy]

Nope. Always 1 with 2.
Slightly related, my wife was told my a college professor that you cannot drink while taking a number 1.
I have since proven that wrong.

You should write a book.

OT, I find it impossible, just one of those things I guess.

 

[Mordwyl]

They also tell you if you hold off a sneeze there's a very high chance you'll have a heart attack.

It's logical really. The human body's excretion system is designed in a manner to control what it expels. If by any chance you happen to do both at once there's something wrong with your waste disposal system. This, by the way, also includes the excretion of fluids from your genitals, and you know which liquids I'm referring to.

 

[A.I. Sigma]

*shrug* I've done it. Who cares about sharing? It's the internet. Anon FTW~

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I think it's impossible. I actually came up with a theory as to why...

The 2 you do releases pressure from the urinary tract. Therefore, whatever is in will come out when a 2 is involved.

 

[IronDuke]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

I have wondered this for years, but it's not the sort of thing I bring up with friends in real life.

I have never done it. :'(

 

[ZombieVictor]

What is this? I don't even...

 

[Queen Michael]

I've never tried, so I haven't got a clue.