Fallout 3 is better than real life because...

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You never have to worry about picking clothes that match because everything is a onesy.

Jamming a syringe into your leg will heal any wounds from any weapon.

You can make a flaming sword from a motorcycle gas tank and walk around without everyone calling you a geeky wierdo.

The Capital Wasteland is a paradise for necrophiliacs.

You can explode an entire human body with a 10mm bullet.

You never need to sleep.

There's no autotune.

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Normalgamer

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Fallout 3 is better than real life because...you can commit mass genocide of people in their homes, and the police never question you about it after you ditch town :)!
 
elilupe

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Its not better than real life. Id rather not live in a Nuclear Wasteland. Although, i would like to do the flaming sword thing.
 
RatRace123

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You can pal around with a super mutant

You can climb the washington monument

People leave guns lying around everywhere
 
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you don't have to eat?:p

Fallout 3 is worse cause: no properly comfy beds, no clean bathrooms, no TV and internet, only crappy comics, creepy ghouls and big creatures... If I had to live there I'd be dead in no time... When it comes to real rifles I can't shoot for shit, I'm really slow at reloading and I'm quite weak so I can't wield big weapons or carry a lot of equipment... (I did get 8 out of 10 hits at 150m with a G3 on the shooting range tho^^. I was so proud!)
 
Death on Trapezoids

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necro-whoda-whata?
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You can heal broken limbs by sleeping
no-one yells at you for killing raiders
the alien ray gun
No anti-gun laws
the fatman
watching a supermutant's head fly off in 3 different directions
torturing giant ants with giant focusing lenses
 
Enzeru92

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Fallout 3 is better than real life because you can rob a person blind and they'll still call you a Hero :)
 
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Commissar Sae

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MattyJ said:
Drink from toilet; Regain health.
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I must agree, this above all else makes Fallout better. If you drink from a filthy public toilet in real life, things are rather unpleasant.
 
Kuchinawa212

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Radiation is laughably easy to get rid of.

And their are guys running around in power armor that fight a war with super mutants
 
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