Fallout Vault Experiment

[Foreman]

if you could design a vault-tec experiment what would it be
i would test the heritable SPECIAL, 15 vaults 7 filled with people with the low stat for the vault, 7 high, and 1 low intelligent but with a normal population behide to run the vault (because if the vault fails the experiment would need to be repeated)
also i would have a vault that tells you all the messed up things vault-tec did

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

You could have so much fun fucking with people! Like...how about a vault where everyone is forced to read 10 pages worth of YouTube comments a day. Or a Vault where every morning everyone's home brewed coffee is secretly replaced with Folgers Crystals. Or a Vault where the loudspeakers play a barely audible whisper the entire time.

 

[Avnger]

Or a Vault where the loudspeakers play a barely audible whisper the entire time.

This legitimately sounds like one vault-tec would try to pull off. Each day is a slightly different tone played just loud enough that people can tell something is happening, but they have no idea what it is.

 

[Dornedas]

Or a Vault where the loudspeakers play a barely audible whisper the entire time.

This legitimately sounds like one vault-tec would try to pull off. Each day is a slightly different tone played just loud enough that people can tell something is happening, but they have no idea what it is.

That is actually quite a funny idea.

I will tamper with the clocks in my vault and have them run at different speeds every day.
Sometimes slower sometimes faster. I mean it's not like they can look out of the windows to check whether it REALLY is 1 P.M.

 

[pookie101]

Or a Vault where the loudspeakers play a barely audible whisper the entire time.

This legitimately sounds like one vault-tec would try to pull off. Each day is a slightly different tone played just loud enough that people can tell something is happening, but they have no idea what it is.

That is actually quite a funny idea.

I will tamper with the clocks in my vault and have them run at different speeds every day.
Sometimes slower sometimes faster. I mean it's not like they can look out of the windows to check whether it REALLY is 1 P.M.

actually just removing the clocks would do the same thing. people who are isolated without outside knowledge of the time, etc tend to have very weird sense of time, sleeping upwards of 35 hours at a stretch, etc

for me .. non euclidean geometry thats constantly shifting the layout of the vault randomly each day

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Oh I thought of another one! Every family chosen has to speak a different language, and no one can be bilingual. English, Spanish, French, Greek, every dialect in Africa and China, Japanese, Italian, Russian, etc...

Just to see what happens.

 

[Dornedas]

Oh I thought of another one! Every family chosen has to speak a different language, and no one can be bilingual. English, Spanish, French, Greek, every dialect in Africa and China, Japanese, Italian, Russian, etc...

Just to see what happens.

I predict that one family will try to unite all German speaking families under one banner.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Oh I thought of another one! Every family chosen has to speak a different language, and no one can be bilingual. English, Spanish, French, Greek, every dialect in Africa and China, Japanese, Italian, Russian, etc...

Just to see what happens.

I predict that one family will try to unite all German speaking families under one banner.

Mein Overseer, I vill need da' Polish family's living quarters to help expand mein German family.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I'd fill one with 4000, 9' tall Barney the Dinosaur robots...with retractable Wolverine-style claws and electrified metal teeth. It's not really an experiment. Unless I put in a random release trigger on the vault door time delay and have A.I. chart total amount of devastation.

Humanity getting along with the post-post apocalyptic process? Not anymore...

I will not stand the fact that only my generation had to suffer. I shall make such suffering immortalized. And Barney? Barney never changes...

 

[Groxnax]

How about having some lights flickering in certain spots and have a random shadow scurry away.

And on certain times have an unidentifiable ghostly child's voice whisper or shout something.

Also some doors lock and hallways shift around.

Will that be an evil vault situation?

 

[Asita]

All chosen vault dwellers will have a spotless record. Roughly 1 week after everyone is locked in, we shall convey over the loudspeaker that we made a terrible mistake and roughly half a dozen criminals ranging from shoplifters to serial killers and sex offenders were also admitted into the general population (in actuality, to our knowledge this will be patently false). We will then plead that - given the gravity of the circumstances outside - everyone needs to get along...blah blah blah, et cetera, et cetera. Then we sit back and watch how the population reacts to the news and how the community develops over the years with that underlying "knowledge" that several of their neighbors are criminal.

 

[Foreman]

here's a new experiment everyone in the vault was in on vault-tec's experiments but was told that there vault was for observing the experiment but everyday at noon something Fucked up happens in the vault.

 

[Foreman]

I have so many ideas I can never write them all down
vault 420 two words, free pot
a vault where everyone who entered was gay
a vault where you got people who "Don't exist" like Ash Kecthem, Super Mario bros, further-rama, etc.

 

[Foreman]

Oh I thought of another one! Every family chosen has to speak a different language, and no one can be bilingual. English, Spanish, French, Greek, every dialect in Africa and China, Japanese, Italian, Russian, etc...

Just to see what happens.

How will We get that many non-English speaking families in America?

 

[Dalisclock]

Oh I thought of another one! Every family chosen has to speak a different language, and no one can be bilingual. English, Spanish, French, Greek, every dialect in Africa and China, Japanese, Italian, Russian, etc...

Just to see what happens.

How will We get that many non-English speaking families in America?

Recent immigrants? Hire from overseas?

Do you even need to ask this? It's Vault-Tec. They'll spend millions on a project with no actual purpose because. The Vaults wouldn't even exist if this weren't the case.

 

[Foreman]

I got three more
1)1 vault with only white people , 1 vault with only Black peaple, in 100 years connect the vaults to see if they get along
2)after the vault seals a voice(from Vault-Tec) says"Greetings, I come with news Vault-Tec don't want you to hear.."(in reality Vault-Tec meant for them to hear) give a few of the worst examples of Vault experiments, when he get to there Vault number the voice statics out
3)They send out 1000 invitations but relay only 500 get in and the 500 whom got in sees the 500 who didn't relay get in

 

[VarietyGamer]

A vault filled with puppies and kittens. You are the sole human inhabitant and must clean and feed the aforementioned critters on a daily basis. Until they are 10 weeks old, then you throw them down a chute and a new batch of puppies and kittens is brought in through a different chute.

 

[Foreman]

Got a new one only 1 man and 1 woman was admitted into the vault if that's not bad enough they ware Brother and sister
purpose: to see if they will do a breeding arrangement that they know is wrong to continue the human population

 

[Roguebubble]

A vault filled with erotic imagery everywhere. All over the walls and wherever possible phallic and yonic imagery. How long does it take for people to become desensitize to this. Will it turn into a free love society or will sex end up only be seen in mechanical reproductive sense.
A vault where every room has the faint smell of rotten eggs no matter how hard they clean.
A vault with moving walls that change on random days so there are no fixed pathways.

 

[Supernova1138]

I always liked Vaults 68 and 69: Vault 68, 999 men, 1 woman. Vault 69, 999 women, 1 man. Place your bets on how long before everything breaks down as everyone vies for access to the only man or woman in the vault.