Mine would have to be...
"YOU!! Prisoner number 931! I'm talkin' to you!
YES YOU! YA CRAP TOO MUCH! YOUR TUBE IS TOTALLY
BACKED UP!! THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING! YOUR WHOLE
EXISTENCE IS DISGUSTING! I sentence you to DEATH!"
(internets for reference)
or...
"TETSUOOOO!"
"YOU!! Prisoner number 931! I'm talkin' to you!
YES YOU! YA CRAP TOO MUCH! YOUR TUBE IS TOTALLY
BACKED UP!! THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING! YOUR WHOLE
EXISTENCE IS DISGUSTING! I sentence you to DEATH!"
(internets for reference)
or...
"TETSUOOOO!"