Favorite Archer quote?

[Canid117]

So what is your favorite quote from the FX animated series Archer?

My favorite that I can remember (there are probably better but this one is most fresh in my memory) is from the most recent episode.
"C'est le Grande Prix!"
"I don't care if it's the Wermacht reunion party!"
and then later in the episode
"I demand that you have my luggage up here in three minutes!"
"I would but all of my bell hops have been taken hostage by the Wermacht."

 

[Laxman9292]

"Those damn immigrants. That's how they do ya know, just driving around, listening to raps and shooting all the jobs"

I love all the Arrested Development voices. It brings me back... now I miss that show even more

 

[A Weary Exile]

And I thought I was the lone soul on the internet who loves this show! :O

I can't come up with a specific quote from Archer that I found particularly funny but it is a really funny show, most of the jokes don't make sense outside the context of the episode.

 

[LongAndShort]

"Why, the Great War of course."
"They were all great."

Fuckin love that show.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

"She's like the Pele of anal!"

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Farewell. Drown in your ideals and die."

...wait, wrong Archer.

 

[eclipsed_chemistry]

"Just the tip!"

 

[Raistlinhawke]

"The thought of me dead gives you an erection!?!?"

"Just half of one! The other half would really miss you!"

^_^

 

[Summerstorm]

Hell... there is so much funny shit in that series... i can't decide. So i just give you a clip:


Dr. Krieger is awesome. Everything he does and says is solid insanity... i mean gold.

 

[Rylot]

It has something to do with "baby town frolics". I just always quote that part to describe something as super easy.

Captcha: risk nfirsesi (I think, why do the captchas get harder when I'm drunk?)

 

[A Curious Fellow]

Ohhhhhhhh Piggly....

 

[Agayek]

I am the bone of my sword.

Oh wait you mean a different archer. Never mind then.

 

[twaddle]

after pam says do you want a piece of this when she takes off her shirt


"Nope!"

 

[Summerstorm]

Ohhhhhhhh Piggly....

Ohh... Goatly.

 

[LongAndShort]

"And keep your genetic clones of Adolf Hitler closer."

 

[A Curious Fellow]

Ohhhhhhhh Piggly....

Ohh... Goatly.

ME TOOOOO! over and over again. I died harder and harder with each repetition.

 

[antidonkey]

The fight in the locker room.

"How about this? Is this better?"
"No. It's sorta gay."
"That's probably because our penises are touching."

Since I'm too cheap to pay for cable I'm anxiously waiting for netflix to get season 2.

 

[Woodsey]

"No, don't... you're so ugly when you cry."

"Danger Zone!"

"Oh come on, Luis was a loose cannon! He played it fast, and he played it loose, and in the end he got burned!"

"You're black... ish."
"Ish?"
"Well what's the word for it Lana? You freaked out when I said 'quadroon'!"
"Imagine that!"
"You imagine it!"

The fight in the locker room.

"How about this? Is this better?"
"No. It's sorta gay."
"That's probably because our penises are touching."

Since I'm too cheap to pay for cable I'm anxiously waiting for netflix to get season 2.

http://ipb.quicksilverscreen.com/index.php?/topic/169588-archer-2009/

All the episode links are there.