I'm a T-shirt fetishist. My favorites are:
- the 50's-style "They satisfy your desire" shirt
- the white "Liquor Store" shirt
- the green "Jolly Roger" shirt
- the purple (yeah, who would have thought! me and purple!) "Nuclear Nick comic book hero" shirt
- the grindhouse-style "hard ride to the hills" shirt (including half-naked women)
Also, I didn't say "fetishist" to be funny. I actually pay people to wear those T-shirts of mine and jerk off to them. I have issues :3